Since the last one I promised didn't pan out, I'm going to make an attempt at a new series involving my work.

[Click to view comic: 'Dollar Tree Physics']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Don't like it? Go somewhere else.']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dig.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Swipe It Between Your Buttcheeks and Hit Enter']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Very funny.

I will never get tired of strips about working in retail.

I guess that probably sounds sarcastic, but I mean it. The potential for humor about the retail experience is as boundless as the customers' stupidity.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Wooden Handled Kitchen Utensils']

Thanks for all the positive feedback. I'll continue as long as stupid people keep coming in. Yep, you can count on these for the rest of my SC life.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: '"The Talk"']
An actual conversation that took place a week before my rehire.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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[Click to view comic: 'Don't push your luck']
[Click to view comic: '4 For A Dollar']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I guess Death needs refrigerator magnets just like anyone else.

Good stuff!

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I'm loving the series, chicka. Boy do I hate customers. I did the mall coffee shop thing for 4 years, and worked in a clothing store the 4 years prior. I affectionately started referring to the customers as 'The Bastards'. Here's a comic about my last day.
[Click to view comic: 'My last day working in the mall']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I really hope that little old lady didn't have a heart attack on the way out. That would be too ironic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You would enjoy Customers Suck.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now wait, I'm confused. If everything's a dollar, what's with this 4 magnets for a dollar crap? I didn't study math for a couple decades so I wouldn't know that 4 magnets should be $4. No wonder The Reaper is so disturbed!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The only exceptions to the "Everything's $1" rule are things that are two, three, four, five, and (in the case of seeds) ten for a dollar. It all adds up to a dollar in the end, but you're not getting ripped off.
Why would you pay $1 for a can of pumpkin mix if you can get it at the store for 69 cents?
Also, during Christmas, we sell box sets of Christmas Chinaware for $15 because there are 15 pieces, or $1 per piece.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Bathroom Duty']
[Click to view comic: 'Shift Change']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I used to say that if I was Drew Barrymore in the FireStarter that there would be a lot of flaming people running out of the mall.

My beef with the mall-walkers was that they felt like they were somehow doing the mall a favor by mall walking there. I guess they thought that the mall got an automatic $5 the moment that they walked in. Aggghh. *breaths deeply* This is why I can't work in the mall nor shop in the mall any longer. Bless you, chicka, for you are the sheep at the slaughter.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Damn you and your infernal logic, kaufman. I was going to make a comic about that exact thing. I may anyway :P

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Achicka: This is awesome stuff!

Kaufman: It's the voodoo economics they invented in the 80s. It's the new math. Maybe we forgot to carry the "1".

Sedatives kicking in,

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Teen angst-y
[Click to view comic: 'Scheduling Problems']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Air Head']
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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Cookie Boobs']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I bet you the gingerbread cookies sold very well that day.

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Poop.

We stock after hours, so I have no idea what happened when they opened this morning.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I know I would have bought one.

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Poop.