"Two for Cats, please."

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What others say about boorite!

"I do"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I have. : (

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I like mAAk.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's not mayo!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Please see new Post subject: "I've wished I never said that"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Please Big Burly Sven, go ahead and remove your pants.

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Poop.

"Wow, how do you manage to pee standing....oh."

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Dad was flammable

"Joel Schumacher should make the next Batman movie"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Can I go back onto graveyard shift, PLEEEEASE?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Play some James Taylor, please."

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I has a flavor!

"Wirthling does not suck."

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Poop.

I think you have room to stick it in there a little bit farther.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

"mAAk, can I stick this in you?"

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Poop.

"My, that IS a large penis!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Sure, I'll read your poetry."

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What others say about boorite!

Hey, wait, this doesn't taste like chocolate! It tastes more like... feces...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Please, Toni, play the Distillers a little more often. They ROCK.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

What do you mean "Put it in all the way"?

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

James Ernest Fan!?

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I'm posting this when I could be playing Ogre.... Go Figure O_o

"Let's be friends"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"A night of hot sex with supermodels? Fuck that, I've gotta go home and not have sex with beautiful supermodels. And reformat my hard drive. You understand."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thank god for supply-side economics.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thank god for supply-side economics.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thank god for double posts.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.