Just when you thought it was safe to rub vaseline over your nether regions and ride the spin cycle till dawn, in gallops FTC#6, rearing its ugly head!

Previous FTCs:

ftc#1
ftc#2
ftc#3
ftc#4
ftc#5

Here's the saucy rules:

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You may change the title if you want; an award may be given for best title.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#6: Fill in the Blanks']

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I am thinking of.

The Zinger Award is the most highly sought-after award. It not only tells you that you have a great punchline, but also gives you the honor of hosting Fuck Tom Clancy #7.

Unless the police find me, I plan on judging sometime Sunday.

Good luck, have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh wow, what have you created!!!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 6 umprovements']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 6 insert tolerance, subtract "sert"']

Ok, he said it, not me.
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 6: way too racist']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 6 ed is short for rasheed.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: Ed's First Lesson']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: Communication Is Important To Understand Others']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: Sensitivity Training Is Great!']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Warman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown']
[Click to view comic: 'Sense and Sensitivity']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#5: A Confederacy of Blintzes.']
And apologies for...
[Click to view comic: 'FTC#5: Reusing Punchlines, Volume Two.']

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I has a flavor!

Ummm, those should say FTC#6. I can't count. Oh god, I can't count!!! I'm numericilliterate!!! It's the secret I've been keeping all these years!!! Please, don't fire me from my job as principal of the School of Math!

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#6: In Need Of Support']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC whatever: it's a myth']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6 : It works']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Click to view comic:
Not Worth 50 Cent

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: Affirmative interactions']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6 "I'm going to hell for writing this!"']
I don't know what this is.

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"Trying is the first step toward failure" - Homer Simpson

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: "Fuck Tom Clancy" is a brilliant name']

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: "Fuck Tom Clancy" is a brilliant name']

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: Alabama's Most Wanted']

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I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

Due to some unpleasantness that's cropped up in my life, I'm going to give this contest an extra day and judge it tomorrow.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm beginning to think that the FTC is cursed. I had unpleasantness in my life when I ran the contest. Can anyone else report there being bad luck when you ran it? Kaufman? Kaddar?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'In 2003, the south rises again']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'Not good enough to win']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Sorry for the above, ya'll. Wrong contest.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'Trials and Tribulations of contests']

There we go.

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I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT.