How pure are YOU?!

I was 63%. :-O

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Bah, 61% pure. That'll put an end to my self-styled bwad bwoy image.

Kids today.

51%.

Remember, all technicalities count.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

55%. Probably only ever having been with my wife counted against me in the bad boy department. Pshaw. It's not like I wasn't TRYING. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Oh my...41%

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

44%. I'm less pure than 85% of whatever the sample is.

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What others say about boorite!

88%

i know i know

See, the reason we're all getting high numbers is it talks about sex and things like that we can't relate to. We need something more like a Stripcreator Purity Test ...

Have you ever:
[list=1][*]Made a comic?
[*]Made a comic in which the last panel was the Asian Girls on the default background?
[*]Made a comic consisting only of the Asian Girls on the default background?
[*]Made a Tobor comic?
[*]Made a "Wirthling Sucks" comic?
[*]Made a "Cowboy Physics" comic?
[*]Secretly wondered what all the fuss is about "Cowboy Physics"?
[*]Made a comic involving bestiality?
[*]Made a comic in which in the last panel, the skeleton says "moh" in the Apocalypse background?
[*]Made a comic in which the big joke is that someone catches fire or hammers a nail into his head?
[*]Made a "movie in three panels" comic?
[*]Made a comic with no narration?
[*]Used long words in a comic so that the castle appeared?
[*]Made a comic (other than an Asian Girls comic) with no words?
[*]Gotten flamed for one of your comics?
[*]Used Bongo in a comic?
[*]Made a comic series?
[*]Made a serial comic with another user?
[*]Made a comic under a name other than your usual user name?
[*]Deleted a comic?
[*]Entered a comic contest?
[*]...and won?
[*]...with what you thought wasn't your best entry to that contest?
[*]Entered a comic cup?
[*]...and won a match?
[*]...and won the whole event?
[*]Created a novel comic competition?
[*]Made a favorites list?
[*]Been put on someone else's favorites list?
[*]Been put on ten other people's favorites list?
[*]Been put on a hundred other people's favorites list?
[*]Used the search feature?
[*]Used the Random feature?
[*]Rated a comic shown by the Random feature?
[*]Posted to the forums?
[*]Been a Pink Donkey Wrangler?
[*]Belonged to Tobor's Fan Club?
[*]Posted a comic to RMDC?
[*]Commented on someone's comics posted to RMDC?
[*]Posted to "I am a Colossal Geek"?
[*]Posted to "Tattoo Barbie"?
[*]Posted to the longest run-on sentence?
[*]Met another stripcreator user?
[*]Traveled over 3 hours to meet another stripcreator user?
[*]Slept with another stripcreator user?
[*]Played the biscuit game?
[*]...and lost?
[*]...on purpose?
[*]Reported a bug?
[*]Contacted Brad?
[*]Downloaded Brad Sucks music?
[*]Paid for Brad Sucks music?
[*]Slept with Brad?
[*]Named a child after Brad?
[*]Named a child after another regular?
[*]Donated?
[*]Bought SC merchandise?
[*]Submitted art to the site?
[*]Had your likeness used as a character?
[*]Done something in order to score better on this test?[/list]

Just count up your "no" answers, and multiply by 5/3 ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i got 31.666666666

58%...

86%

Nate is more pure than me because he wouldn't urinate on me.

In the Spark test I am 37% pure, there is no-one else with that rating, apparently.

kajunfirefly@hotmail.com if you want to view my results, although I'd rather it didn't give you any of my answers.

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Dad was flammable

From the spark test:

You are 57% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (38%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (60%)

(Kajun Firefly is a dirty, depraved bastard I wouldn't let within a hundred yards of a minor. And Boinky33 and JrnymnNate are a couple of virgins as pure as the driven snow.)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

42%

I'm gonna have to reconsider my own view of myself...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Can I just say that my score has nothing to do with drugs, I haven't touched cocaine, magic mushrooms or dental gas or whatever, just in case you all think "huh, damn junkie bastard".

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Dad was flammable

47%

I need to find my 1% of people who are like me.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[quote]Can I just say that my score has nothing to do with drugs, I haven't touched cocaine, magic mushrooms or dental gas or whatever, just in case you all think "huh, damn junkie bastard".
[/quote]
yeah that was skagg

[quote]Can I just say that my score has nothing to do with drugs, I haven't touched cocaine, magic mushrooms or dental gas or whatever, just in case you all think "huh, damn junkie bastard".
[/quote]

It's ok, Kajun - we know it was the buggery, scat and rape that brought your percentage down ;-)

I like to call this the, "Tyler, You Are A Loser!" test.

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Poop.

48%

This proves two things I always suspected:

1) I'm 1% better than mmyers, and

2) I need to party with kajun and jes

48% too...rock on choad

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

100%

I'll actually do it later and probably get ninety something.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

88% :(

Also: I took the bastard test and it said that im 24% bastard, and 14% retarded.
:(

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[quote]88% :(

Also: I took the bastard test and it said that im 24% bastard, and 14% retarded.
:([/quote]
HA HA

34% pure - very close to my SC purity results...

Hmmmm.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet