Rules

--add text to one or both characters in the last panel
--you may use mirrored characters in the last panel
--make teh funneh
--use this template:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Template']

awards will be given and stuff.
judging will probably be Friday.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I wonder if anyone will get the reference? I'm guessing people know who Webber is. But do you know Neeley?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: You're the great Jesus Christ']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: A Day in the Life']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: Job-Related Hazards']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Didn't we just have his blood with spaghetti?']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'What you don't know about Jesus']

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#14 - Don't let the bells end']

Oh, these things usually have some sort of side contest...

During my high school years, I named my penis. Try to guess what name I used.

-The correct answer earns 25 bonus points.

-Points will not be deducted for insults.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

ObiJo, yours was laugh-out-loud funny. In the kind of way that makes me want to drive repeatdely over roadkill. I dunno, call me crazy.

Umfumdisi, was it the 'Divining Rod'?
'Moishe the Millimeter Monster'?
'Wee Willy Winky'?
'Umfum D.P.'?
'Big Bad Voodoo Daddy'?
'Sloppy Joe'?
'Rodney the Rascal'?
'Winston the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel'?
'Krull the Conqueror'?
'Dungeon Master'?
'Peppermint Schnapps'?
'Monty the Python'?

I'm sure I could get it eventually. Can I have my 25 points now?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: Butch Casts-it-Deep and the Bumdance Kid']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I liked FTC templates better when they were indie.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Holy Shit']

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

[quote]I'm sure I could get it eventually. Can I have my 25 points now?[quote]

Keep trying.

It's only one name--like a guys' first name.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I made another one. I think this one has a punchline that's not so obscure...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Jethuth Chritht!']

Guesses as to the name of the penis:

Yoda
Brian
Peter/Petey/Pete
Cthulhu
Hastur
Prime

Am I getting warm?

All this talk about umfum's wang is sure making me warm. Oh, and the name was Liberachi.
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Confused About What Others Are Confused About']

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Poop.

heres my bit....

[Click to view comic: 'oh jesus, you dog!']

[Click to view comic: 'you all saw it coming']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Someone Forgot to Take Their Motrin']

There you go.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Ah thanks, man. I accidently left the dang # sign in the thing.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I had a great idea for this one...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: The Holidays Get Some People Down']

...but in the end I couldn't resist turning it into a stupid pun.

I've added Polly Perky Tits to my Christmas list, though.

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"Old" is the old new.

No one has yet come close to guessing the name.
And it's not Rumplestiltskin--although that would have been a good name.

I have seen some good comics however.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14- Real Time! with your host, Jesus.']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14- May old acquaintances be forgotten']

And the penises' name was Slick Willy. Umfum, I know your penis like I know the back of my hand.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

For some reason, "Lolly" came to mind...

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This is not my empire.

I'm going with Stan.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wait... it would have to be someway topical to the contest...

Was it Jesus?

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Poop.

Based on Rabid's last post...Penis name guesses :

Huckleberry
Archie
Jimmy

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Christ
Tom Sawyer
George W
Al Gore
Howard Dean
Roy Horn

Anyone of those....

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14 : A Lowdown Dirty Deal']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.