I liked Beaz's forum signature so much, I asked him if we could caption it, and he said sure.

Here's his sig:

- Mr. Buckley says, "Remember to smile, kids!"

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Mine:

- Mr. Buckley says, "Each day I die a little inside!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

- Mr. Buckley says, "Can someone pull this rasp out of my ass?"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Having no genetals means never having to wait for the shake!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- Mr. Buckley says, "Hey kids, I'm doin' Sonic the Hedgehog's old lady!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Throw me a line! I'm floating in an empty white void."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Decided to update mine :)

Mr. Buckley says:
"Remember to tip your orthodontist!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

- Mr. Buckley says, "A talking beaver? Lay off the 'shrooms, kids!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Lick me!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Don't play with guns...unless the safety's off!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "YOU ARE TEH GAY!"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

-Mr. Buckley says, "The best way to dispose of a body, is feeding it to pigs!"

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Poop.

-Mr. Buckley says, "Good one, Rabid."

-Mr. Buckley says, "Nam, kids! It changes a beaver!"

-Mr. Buckley says, "Get a job, hippy!"

-Mr. Buckley says, "Santa Claus is for pussies! You don't want to be a pussy, do you, kids?"

-Mr. Buckley says, "Clean your rooms and brush your teeth or your parents won't love you anymore!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

- Mr. Buckley says, "Eat Beer!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "I'm on fire but you can't see the fire!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "You can't hold me down!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "You gonna get raped!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

- Mr. Buckley says, "Wirthling sucks."

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Poop.

- Mr. Buckley says, "Every time you download music for free, I get ass-raped by a porcupine!" *This message paid for by the RIAA.

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I has a flavor!

- Mr. Buckley says, "Fuck you i wont do what you tell me !"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Kill Whitey"

- Mr. Buckley says, "I have a dream"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

- Mr. Buckley says, "My anus is bleeding!"

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Poop.

Mr. Buckley's great!:8)

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

- Mr. Buckley says, "It isn't rape if you love them!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Suck your dickle for a nickel!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "Deforestation gets me hot!"

- Mr. Buckley says, "I watch you while you sleep!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

-Mr Buckley says, "My fawn has diarrhea."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

-Mr Buckley says, "That bitch better make me some waffles real soon!"

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Poop.

- Mr. Buckley says, "Slap that bitch around, you know she would ask you to if she wasn't gagged!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- Mr. Buckley says, "Remember to lube, otherwise it ain't going down the tube."

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Poop.

-Mr. Buckley says "Remember kids, you can't belittle a midget, a midget already belittle."

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Aw jeez!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

-Mr. Buckley says "You know I be strippin' in da evenin's."

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

- Mr. Buckley says, "C'mon... touch it! No one will know."

- Mr. Buckley says, "But you said you liked to lick beaver!"

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I has a flavor!