C'mon guys. Lets just try to be friends :(

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You are in high school. Did you know that?

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

No, I wasn't aware. LOL!!!!

boinky33, could you please go through all my comics and critique each and every one of them? THANKS IN ADVANCE, DUDE.

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

I read some of your comics and i only laughed at one.

Which one? Please tell me.

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

I didn't check your archived strips, but that Spy Adult one made me laugh.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Ugh.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Howdy, Jixby! Nice to see you back.

Sagar and I are big fans of the drawings and comics of yours at novirginsallowed.com. Have you seen SpazBoy's page about you, "Teh Jixby Phillips Report"? I haven't found anyone who can resist laughing when I show them it and read it in a funny cracking voice.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

spy adults sounds like a bad porno name...and for that reason im strangley attracted to it...

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My thoughts exactly.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

MEH.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Please tell me what I have to do to become part of the regular group here at stripcreator, so I can post things like "Meh" in people's threads and act like they aren't worth my time? Thanks.

PS: New comic:

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

Poser.

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America's favorite little pyromaniac.

Virgin.

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

PS THANKS IB_XC YOU'RE A SWEETIE

HOW LONG DO I GET TO BE CUNT OF THE DAY o.O

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

*bats eyelashes seducitvely*

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

you have to suck lots of weiners

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Uh oh, a bug. Someone should report this to Brad.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

404 error: Humor Not Found

I'M BOINKY33 BTW ;)

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I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A RACIAL SENSE BUT, STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREA

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I can't come to the phone right now, because I got banned.

Fucking jesus, "Wah wah I'm scared of Internet hooligans! Oh no! They might try and have their own perspective and as such a different sense of humor!"

Fuck you stripcreator, you tight-assed racist bunch of gamefaqs rejects holding onto each other and your malformed little circle jerks of emotes and video game jokes.

I bet you post pictures from ebaumsworld with pure fucking sincerity, I bet you go to somethingawful.com and laugh, I bet you fucking read penny-arcade and have even attempted to join their forums because nobody else can stand your hilarity.

I bet you all go to the same highschool.

If Stripcreator and Brad were a lost little boy crying in a parking lot, I would ask him "What's wrong?" and he would cry, "Some guys said the word nigger and I banned them."

You fucking shitheel pinwheel cornmeal assholes.

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Come back when you're toilet-trained.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I find your behavior completely inappropriate and as soon as I can link you to Jixby Phillips you will find yourself with a sudden lack of comics you fuck.

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D