I'm going back to old school. As I recall, and correct me if I'm wrong, the first World's Worsts came about from the new forumusers characters. I have one with Kaufman in my comics ("Worst thing to say to a guy holding a cat"), and I think the other target was crabby. If it was Kajun, I sincerly appologize, but you're going to do it again anyway, BECAUSE:

Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt

[Click to view comic: 'WW#5: Worst thing to say to a Guy in a Skirt']

This is the topic I chose. Don't like it? Bite me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing to say to a guy in a Skirt']

Well I like it, can I do something instead of biting you?

[Click to view comic: 'WW#5: Cuz I'm freeeeeee..... free baaaaallin'']

[Click to view comic: 'WW5: There's this guy in a skirt, right?']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'WW#5: Kilty as charged']

[Click to view comic: 'WW5: World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Skirt']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW5: Call a Kilt a Skirt, Cause a Scot to Kill']

[Click to view comic: 'WW5: With curly fries.']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Since my last entry featured only men, I did another one that focuses on women.

[Click to view comic: 'WW5: Worst Things for a Woman to say to a Guy in a Skirt']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'World's worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt.']

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Menthol?

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing To Say To A Guy In A Skirt']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing To Say To A Guy In A Skirt']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'Did You Say A Guy In A Skirt?']
[Click to view comic: 'Guy in a skirt']

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i want to piss on you

[Click to view comic: 'Commercial that probably won't ever be shown']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'WW #5: Peeping Tom']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'WW#5 : ...you don't know where that finger's been.']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt']

[Click to view comic: 'WW V: Skirting the Issue']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Some entries have been disqualified, but they made me laugh, so you can still hope for a "breaking the rules" honorable mention. In the meantime, something I couldn't resist:
[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing for a guy to say to his kilt']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing to Say to a Guy in A Kilt.']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say to a guy in a kilt']

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst Thing to say to a Guy in a skirt']

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Menthol?

An oldie:

[Click to view comic: 'Great debates: Kajun vs. boorite']

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'WW#5: Worst thing to say to a Guy in a Skirt']

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"