I have recently been awarded with first place all time funny. So for this competition I shall choose my successor. The roots of all evil are based in the fact that as human we each contain a small piece of divinity and we all strive to combine these pieces and escape this wretched world. Thus we breed.
Now on to the rules:

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds for the last panel

Everything else is fair game.

[Click to view comic: '218 Kedvale Court']

Apparently contests don't end around here anymore. So judging will be never. Or I judge Friday. Friday night judging so the winner has all weekend to celebrate.
Good luck.

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Menthol?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22: What women want']

The rules are pretty open, if I can find an old strip that fits can I use it?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 : Where Can You See Lions? ... Only in Kenya!']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 : Irrelevance is Resistant.You will be Ass-humiliated']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 : Dwarf Tossing Contest']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 : This is not The greatest Injoke in the World.']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

If you have an old strip with the exact same first two panels I wrote then feel free to use it. If you happen to have a strip that has the exact same two first panels I wrote then please get out of my head immediately.

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Menthol?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22: Family Tree']

Crabby that is class :)

[Click to view comic: 'DONT DO IT!!']

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Moulin Splooge']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Mission Impeccable']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Neon Genesis Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC-the best orifice is a happy orifice']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC-its only a queef until someone gets hurt']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22: 5p4m']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Sicilian Love']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Getting Your Five Dollar's Worth']

Awesome Transformers Movie reference, KKP.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22: Anteballum']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22: Getting a foot in the door']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Awesome Transformers Movie reference, KKP.[/quote]

Cheers Mikey. It went unnoticed for 48 hours, and i thought most people had missed it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#22: Barely Lived Through This']

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I has a flavor!

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Awesome Transformers Movie reference, KKP.[/quote]

Cheers Mikey. It went unnoticed for 48 hours, and i thought most people had missed it.[/quote]

I was actually wondering if it would qualify for a "Best use of Python in a non-Python context" award...

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC22: Track Shun']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I have no illusions about winning this contest, seeing as how the host apparantly dislikes me. But I like these things, so I'm going to enter regardless.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 - Informer']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 - S(omething) T(o) D(ecipher)']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 - Stay at the Waldwarf Astoria!']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 - I'm patella'n ya, love stinks.']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I have no illusions of winning this contest, seeing as how my comics reek. But I like consuming space on the server and torturing people with my awful lack of humor and so I'm posting this garbage in these contests reguardless of that fact.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: High Maintenence']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Domestic Violence - Its a problem for everyone.']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #22: Cousin Wilford is "Special"']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Truth Award Very realistic!

Goes to: Dcomposed [Click to view comic: 'FTC 22']

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to:Kevin_Keegans_Perm [Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 : Where Can You See Lions? ... Only in Kenya!']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: MikeyG [Click to view comic: 'FTC 22 - Informer']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 22: Getting a foot in the door']

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Menthol?