read my weblog! rarr!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mokeyohio/

yes, i am a loser.

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It's grime time.

You poor, poor thing. I hope it goes away on it's own. Are you taking anything for it?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I had a Blog once. Then I discovered prunes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]read my weblog! rarr!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mokeyohio/

yes, i am a loser.[/quote]

I saw that the other day.
I hate blogs, but I still sort of had one at http://www.cowboyphysics.com until I pissed my host off.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I had a blog two weeks ago, but it was deleted because I kept posting pictures of naked men.

[quote]read my weblog! rarr!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mokeyohio/

yes, i am a loser.[/quote]

But... wait, hold on... You're not a goth, a disgruntled female gamer, or an angsty teen. This can't be right.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Maybe he's Beck?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

areallystupidguy, I'm a blog-loser too. I mean, blog-user.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/wee_k/

I think we're just TOO COOL for everyone else. Kind of like how me and Matchy are...

Yes... that's it... too cool....

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

i didn't know it was possible to be a teen and not be angsty.

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It's grime time.

:O

[quote]I think we're just TOO COOL for everyone else. Kind of like how me and Matchy are...

Yes... that's it... too cool.... [/quote]

True that! Yeah, I have one too but it hasn't been updated in awhile. Read if you're really bored or you like me in a sexual way.

http://www.xanga.com/private/home.aspx?user=Seffrey_Jahagun

[quote]
But... wait, hold on... You're not a goth, a disgruntled female gamer, or an angsty teen. This can't be right.[/quote]

I on the other hand am an angsty, disgruntled gamer who wishes he were a female goth teen.

I have one, but I guess I prove the theory correct.

I fall under "disgruntled female gamer". Although I don't update it much. I had a stalker infestation awhile back.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[quote][quote]
But... wait, hold on... You're not a goth, a disgruntled female gamer, or an angsty teen. This can't be right.[/quote]

I on the other hand am an angsty, disgruntled gamer who wishes he were a female goth teen.

[/quote]

I'm a mildly annoyed, less than satsified guy who likes to play games once a while who wants a female goth teen...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Deep down, we all do.

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Legalize Love!

I also have a blog.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dagmar_12345678/

And I am a female goth teen...lol

I don't understand why people have blogs.

If I wanted to read the thoughts of some total stranger, I'd break into their house at gunpoint and use telepathy on them.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I didn't, but I read boinky's blog. It rocks. It's the bling-blinginest blog I ever blappened blacross.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Real telepaths don't need guns.

They can read minds without breaking into a house. Or if all else fails, they can put the image of a gun into someone's mind so they'll think they're being threatened.

But you knew I'd say that, didn't you.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I didn't, but I read boinky's blog. It rocks. It's the bling-blinginest blog I ever blappened blacross.[/quote]
It's not really a blog. I don't write meaningless shit or dumb poems.

I blogged up a big one this morning. Must be a computer virus.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]They can read minds without breaking into a house. Or if all else fails, they can put the image of a gun into someone's mind so they'll think they're being threatened.

But you knew I'd say that, didn't you. [/quote]
O.K. -- Kaufman has flipped out. Now, we all knew this day would come eventually. Its time to get the mental health professionals on the phone pronto, just like we've discussed by personal mail.

Kaufman, when the nice doctors come to the door, we want you to go with them peacefully, O.K.? They're there to help you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

He already knows.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

He showed up at the institution just after you called.

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Poop.