This is my FTC cherry I'm putting out for you folks, so go easy on me. First the comic.

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And now the rules.[list][*] 1st frame remains the same.
[*] 2nd frame you can change to another blue and change his words. It must remain a blue character, however. Blonde remains unchanged.
[*] 3rd frame is wide open. Comic it up.
[*] No photoshop - just pure comic goodness.
[*] Bonus points for working in fantasy (faries, elves, trolls, three-way-sex, whatever).
[*] More bonus points for leaving the 2nd frame unchanged.
[*] Limit 3 entries per person even in series.
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I hope that isn't too complicated. Judging will be mid next week.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'FTC26: Im A Total Suckup...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC26: Im Going To Hell For This...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC26: Vagina's Are Fun For The Whole Family...']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Brought To You By The Ad Council']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'FTC26: Careful With That Axe, Eugene']

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I has a flavor!

HAW!!! I've always wanted to be the guy who has genital Herpes and can't find a date. Oh wait, I already am.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Bridget Loves Berne']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26 - Advent Children: After Dark']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26 - A distinct lack of sex education']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Finger-Licking Good']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aw geez. Kentucky Fried Kaufman.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26 - Jerry Springitonher']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26 - Pressure self against me']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26 - Hoover the Sodomites?']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: malfunction']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: homerun']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: supervision']

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i want to piss on you

pitty sex

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

[Click to view comic: 'FTCizzle']

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: In COMPLETE Violation of the rules...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Sing... Sing a Song']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: What happens if Jews try to have sex in Germany 1942']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: In COMPLETE Violation of the rules...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Sing... Sing a Song']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: What happens if Jews try to have sex in Germany 1942']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Objects In the Rearview Mirror']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I just realized that I should have used the title:
 FTC 26: In COMPRETE Vioration of the lurres...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Ouch!']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Ever embarassed by your body?']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Havnt been laid ina while(Does it show?)']

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Poo perhaps?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #26 : BRB']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #26 : Just Google It']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #26 : Switching Gears']

I bet Mikey's bummed that he can't make 40 comics for this FTC like he usually does. ;)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC26: Mother F***er']

Possums, leave my asian girls alone!

Niteowl, you betcha! I make so many entries because maybe one out of every 20 comics of mine are funny. The more I make, the better chance I have of finding teh funneh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 26: Bellybutton']

[quote]Possums, leave my asian girls alone!
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Like I'm gonna take orders from a guy who's gay for himself.