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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Woof-woof!!! Me baby cow!!! Me suck mommy cow-teats and run away, join circus!!! Me will be big circus man, turn into doggy!!! And turn into giant baby!!! Goo-goo!!! Who am you, buttface? Me am George Bush!!! Beep-beep!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Duh... lightswitch?"

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Poop.

"Chocolate!....No, wait! Vanilla!....No, wait!...."

"Duhr...one silable questions only please."

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Hoping the studio audience won't notice, President Bush unobtrusively attempts to dislodge a deer tick from his scalp.

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What others say about boorite!

As he removed his mask, Richard Nixon was heard to say, "I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Hmmm...lemme see if I can 'member how that recipe goes...Mommy turned it into a song so's I wouldn't fergit...umm...'first you take the taters, and throw 'em in the pot...then you add the water -- you gotta use a lot...then you turn the oven on...CAREFUL NOW, IT'S HOT...and when the cartoon's over, it's tater soup you've got!' What? Terrorism? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said 'tater soup.'"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Or.....Well?

"The have the internet on computers now?"

-homer simpson

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"Duh... prejudice?"

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Poop.

Secretly lusts for Teresa Heinz Kerry.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party."

"Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?"

"Wait, I don't get it. Democrats *for* America?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I think it was a Democratatory firewall that blocked the CIA from redistributizing the information to the FBI."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"2 plus 2? FUCK, why do I always get the hard ones!"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[quote]"Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party."

"Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?"

"Wait, I don't get it. Democrats *for* America?"[/quote]

You rotten cunt.

"Help! The air's leakin' out of my head!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[quote][quote]"Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party."

"Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?"

"Wait, I don't get it. Democrats *for* America?"[/quote]

You rotten cunt.[/quote]
I say good for Drag-X! So long as he votes let 'em say all he wants!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

W. attempts his best Johann van der Smut impression.

"Hey everybody, I'm President, isn't that vierd?"

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I has a flavor!

"Well I think that I would need to be more prepared for that question. I would need time to think over my answer and learn to pronounce the words in my answer...."

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

"Well, in my opinion, if he ain't gonna treat you and your baby no better than that, then you should just kick that dog to the curb, girlfriend."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote][quote][quote]"Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party."

"Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?"

"Wait, I don't get it. Democrats *for* America?"[/quote]

You rotten cunt.[/quote]
I say good for Drag-X! So long as he votes let 'em say all he wants![/quote]

Thanks spanks. I honestly don't care much for him as it is, but I just grow bored of the *constant* bashing of Bush.

I will not be voting for Bush OR Kerry come November. I'm not sure who I'll vote for, but I am certain it'll be a third party. Maybe I can write Jon Schaffer in.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[i]I will not be voting for Bush OR Kerry come November. I'm not sure who I'll vote for, but I am certain it'll be a third party. Maybe I can write Jon Schaffer in.

[/i]

so basically , you are voting for the Bush Regime.

anyways .. ah yes .. the caption ... umm
"Lots a people gonna Diiiie?"

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

I voted for Bush, but I still like to write semi-humorous, non-politically-oriented captions to pictures of him, like this:

"Er...should I pull my pants back up, or keep pretending that they didn't fall down?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't vote. I'm too young.

And besides, the racist hobags downtown would probably not let me vote because I am a (aus)rotten Jew. =P

You're still a rotten cunt, DX. But you're OUR rotten cunt. Now can you wash, please?