Wow! I've been here a whole year! It's been a rarin' rackin' homunch of a year. So... here are my five favorite comics.

[Click to view comic: 'I Beat You All To It: Pirate Physics']
[Click to view comic: 'If Silence of the Lambs Was a Date Flick']
[Click to view comic: 'The Athiest and the Donkey']
[Click to view comic: 'JTS: The Spirit of Shitsmas']
[Click to view comic: 'Nazi Weddings']

I would like to thank Kaufman, MikeyG, biped, andydougan, and Noonie for their generous support and tasty flesh... I mean.. CONTRIBUTIONS! SHUT IT OFF!!

*runs away*

WoW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me knits possum a pair of anniversary birkenstocks.

Remember how I said that your avatar looks like Candace Gingrich?

THIS PROVES IT!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No, I don't remember that at all. What the fuck are you talking about?

I've been here for two years a couple months ago.
I totally forgot until now.

For boinky and possums

Beers...

and babes

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Get Your War On

[quote]For boinky and possums

Beers...

and babes[/quote]

Well I'm sure they'll appreciate the beers, anyway.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

lewl

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Now if only you would sex me up possums. If only. *sigh*

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You werent supposed to let anyone know I had supplied you with dead bodies. We had an agreement.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Agreement? HAH! I'll ment your agree! Wzrgh!

And now, for your viewing pleasure, my worst comic, and candidate for the worst on this site. Ladies, gentlemen, and boinky, I present to you...

[Click to view comic: 'The Phallus of Satan']

I am totally not responsible for any brain hemmorage.

Well, I WAS going to get some beer and babes too, but this is all I could get:

Beer:

Hooker:
(Compliments of New Zealand)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

possums, I actually like that Religimon comic. Pretty clever, I'd say.

There are much worse comics on this site.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Congrats on your yearling, possums. You're still my possum dixon after all these year(s).

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Congratulations on your first anniversary, by managing to defeat the obscenity filter with the title of your thread!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Holy fucking son of a fuck, you're absofuckinglutely right!

Oh, and mikey... you're on the crack. That comic was worse than worse.

I don't know, I liked it too. Although I do suck dick for crack rocks, so...

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I has a flavor!

Okay, possums. I'll admit the last panel left a bit to be desired, but I like the "Religimon" idea.

So bugger off, you twat.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Jizzum Christ, I can't believe you guys liked "The Phallus of Satan." And so, I bring to you...

[Click to view comic: 'THE NUTSACK OF SATAN ARISE!!!!12351351 666!!!']

I was in my expressionist period.

I have nothing but praise for the Phallus of Satan.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Not only did I like it but reading that comic got me a free trip to Las Vegas! After reading the last panel I blacked out. I woke up 2 days later naked in a ditch just outside of Las Vegas! I even married a paraplegic hooker while there! Thanks possums!

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Get Your War On

Being tortured by Celene Dion for all eternity. That really would be hell.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Preach it, sista.

I must admit, I didn't like you at the start possums. But, with all those hand jobs, blow jobs, and rim jobs, I've changed my mind. Oh yeah, you also have good comics. =D

Heh. No one liked me at the start. Not even me.