Denise Tart
4th grade teacher

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Michael Raper
President
Australian Council of Social Service

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It looks like she's hiding a giant paddle behind her back. Are you sure she doesn't just pretend to be a 4th grade teacher?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oral Suer
Former head of DC United Way
Currently serving 27 months in Federal prison

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Dr. Boris Schäfer-Bung
Chemical Scientist
Humboldt University, Berlin

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It's a giant wooden spoon. But a spatula would have been more sensible. Speaking of which, when will someone create a superhero with spatulas for wings?

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Dick Bolles
Bestselling author of What Color Is Your Parachute?
First words on his website: "Hi, I'm Dick Bolles."

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I heard his name pronounced on the radio, and yes, it sounded like "Dick Balls." Lucky I wasn't driving.

I was, however, driving when I heard that someone with a name sounding exactly like Oral Sewer had stiffed the United Way and was going to jail.

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Rodney Plopper
I don't know why anyone would want a guy named "Plopper".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I wonder why all these guys with goofy names turn to crime.

http://www.engineering.ualberta.ca/uofaengineer/article.cfm?article=22740&issue=22707

There's a plaque of him mounted at the Agricom in Edmonton, I'll take a photo next time I'm there.

I kind of cheated, though. I found this in real life first then found it on the web :\

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You probably won't find a picture of this girl on the web (I looked) but she was a classmate of mine in high school. Though I might have a pic of her in my yearbook...if I cared enough to have it with me.

Glenda Hickey
Class of 1996
Currently ??

Oh yeah, she was named after her dad, Glen Dale Hickey. Apparently he wanted a boy.

Harry Sack
Surfer

It's his real name, here's the page:
http://www.lostenterprises.com/prod/riderProfile.php?rID=118

Also, I found this name because there's an old guy who lives three flights down from my mom with the same name. Seriously. He doesn't even go by Harold.

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Harry Bahls

Gaye Males

Ivana Mandic

I went to High School with not one but two guys named Mike Hunt. I also knew a Ben Dover.

My mother once delivered government commodities to a woman named Eufalla Dover.

And a few years ago, the Topps baseball card company released a card featuring two rookie pitchers--Juan BONG and Brandon PUFFER.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/37D5IC5TJ2UTU//026-9292195-1953246

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Poop.

My mom used to work for a bank in their call center, and one time she got a client named Mai Dong.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Girlfriend went to school with a kid named Mike Hocht.

That's right, my cock.

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Dick Pound
International Olympic Committee Marketing Negotiator and Financial Trouble Shooter

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Ed Balls and Gordon Brown

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[quote]
Dick Pound
International Olympic Committee Marketing Negotiator and Financial Trouble Shooter and Adam West Lookalike Contest Participant[/quote]

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I can't find a pic of financial pundit Hugh Johnson, but it always brightens my day when NPR quotes him.

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C. Hoad ;-)

Everyone in the mother claims to know a Mike Hunt, but I've never met one, and I travel quite a bit.

I did go to school with a Carrie Siemen, and I met a Harry Bush on the debate team at Chapparal High School (class of '94).

I also met a Vietnamese guy in my days in the Camarilla named Phuc (pronounced Fuck).

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"Nihilism makes me smile."