...in oxygen and use it to convert food molecules, like glucose, to carbon dioxide and water. Don't even try to deny it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You suck too, and then you blow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The only time I've ever sucked in oxygen was when I gave a dollar to YOUR MOM for some oxygen!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Oh, yeah?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YOUR MOM's teets must be full of oxygen then.

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Poop.

If your head were full of oxygen, it would be a step up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Your insults are so full of hot air that... YOUR MOM!!

Your insensitivity on this whole oxygen matter brings tears to my eyes, I truly never knew a person could be so cold hearted.

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It's grime time.

You're an oxygen atom short of an H20 molecule!

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Poop.

Your mom drinks my H2O molecules!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Yeah? Well, uh, same to you!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Oh, YEAH? HAH! AND... WELL! AND...

I...

oh, sorry.. this should be in the "pictures of you-know-who" thread.

Sorry.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's quite disturbing, bunner. Who did you get to hold the camera for you?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your mom.

I offered to take the photo myself, but your dad said his thingy was starting to smell like carbon.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]Your mom.

I offered to take the photo myself, but your dad said his thingy was starting to smell like carbon.[/quote]

You're my dad? I always wondered why my mom smelled like cigarettes and whiskey when she finally let me in to get my turn on her.

Dad, can I borrow the car?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

As soon as I'm done with it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

When you sit around the oxygen bar, you literaly sit around the oxygen bar!

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Poop.

That's what you say about everything. My mom, the car, my college fund.

I hate you, Dad!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You all suck! Even Zazter

I find Bunner's picture very auto-erotic.

Somebody had to say it. Kaufman has been slacking lately.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You're so fat you need an oxygen tank to climb the stairs!

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Poop.

pre-0WN3D!!!!!!

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FABULOUS TREASURE

Sometimes I forget that we heterotrophs are basically combusting, albeit very slowly.

Except Mikey, to whom I've just set fire.

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What others say about boorite!

You're SO insensitive to my hemorrhoids.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My ears are burning.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."