so i HAD to make some new ones, im going with a different style this time though:

[Click to view comic: 'What?']
[Click to view comic: '9 Months']
[Click to view comic: 'Pfft.']
[Click to view comic: 'Sneak it.']
[Click to view comic: 'Flying time traveling mice']
[Click to view comic: 'Pizza Pizza']
[Click to view comic: 'Lunch Time']
[Click to view comic: 'Tyler is at it again']
[Click to view comic: 'SHOW ME YOUR TITS']
[Click to view comic: 'Cover her face']
[Click to view comic: 'Fuck and Chuck']
[Click to view comic: 'Retard 1 + Retard 2 =entertainment for the whole family #2']

I hope you don't think I'm just saying this, because really and truly, I mean it... but what a fetid pile of shit those comics are.

With one exception. In this one you -- seemingly purely by accident -- stumbled upon something that's really very funny:

[Click to view comic: 'SHOW ME YOUR TITS']

And this one...

[Click to view comic: 'Tyler is at it again']

...could've been funny, but it seems like you gave up halfway through writing it. Tyler's set up in panel 2 is great... but you blew the punchline. Dammit. That comic should be the next FTC competition right there.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.

tell me how i could have bettered the tyler one with the punchline.

oh yeah, i have a bunch of tyler and bob/dog comics

and some of them are inside jokes...i shouldnt have posted them.

why don't you get upset about it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

:|

[quote]yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.[/quote]
Hey, your comics are fine... as long as you're happy with 'em, no one else has to like 'em.

This is not so great, because I did it in a hurry, but you'll get the idea. I love Tyler's set up in the 2nd panel.

[Click to view comic: 'When They Finally Realize Those Annoying CDs Don't Work...']

It's my 200th comic, by the way. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Please leave for another 8 months.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[quote][quote]yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.[/quote]
Hey, your comics are fine... as long as you're happy with 'em, no one else has to like 'em.

This is not so great, because I did it in a hurry, but you'll get the idea. I love Tyler's set up in the 2nd panel.

[Click to view comic: 'When They Finally Realize Those Annoying CDs Don't Work...']

It's my 200th comic, by the way. Yay![/quote]

well, i appreciate the compliments, unlike these other tools that i used to make fun of a long time ago, so they all rated me low. i even just complimented dcomposed on his comics, but he doesnt like that fact that i used the word "gay" like a year and a half ago :D

just for dcomposed:

[Click to view comic: 'who's a fag?']

If Hitler came in and told me he was my biggest fan, he still would have killed a bunch of people and so he'd be a wang. You can compliment my comics all you like, but you're still a wang.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ok ok, here we go:

[Click to view comic: 'Tyler and Bob, a whole new twist.']

And that's not just because you said gay or fag or whatever it was I didn't like.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i bet you get laid every night. i should tag along so i get twice the sex.

[b]
Even if does, you've still used gay twice.

And I don't care what gay can mean.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 02:30pm ( reply :: delete )

You should probably change that sig or take out the stuff about fags, unless you want people (like me) not liking you because of it.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 02:05pm ( reply :: delete ) [/b]

I have never been laid I am a virgin I have never touched a penis (which is what I like because I'm a giant fag) and anytime I attempt to get laid I get punched out because I am exactly the oppisite of what people want to be sticking their dick in if you do want to come with me that probably would help because you'd look a whole lot better by comparison but nice try anyway and I'm sorry you're no better at working out who is having sex than you are at working out what is and is not funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"I am King Guttenberg! The one known as dcomposed touched my penis last night. That is all!"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

that's wonderful.
i take it someone as funny as you would know the definition of sarcasm and when it is put to use.

rawt on, cowboy

that's wonderful.
i take it someone as funny as you would know the definition of sarcasm and when it is put to use.

rawt on, cowboy[/quote]

Sadly I do not but it is very clear that you do.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

So then shank says, "No, YOUR momma."

well im a muh fukkin' gangstuh, shouldnt it be "YO' momma"?

Sorry, I don't think "muh-fukkin' gangstuh" is really ebonix for "homely-ass white trash."

And then dcom says, "No, YOUR momma."

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/249/arguing7lh.jpg

[quote]Sorry, I don't think "muh-fukkin' gangstuh" is really ebonix for "homely-ass white trash."

And then dcom says, "No, YOUR momma."[/quote]

i think we've come to the conclusion that im fucking sexy, so you just better back off. and white trash dont live in a nice house like mine.

now bow down, bitch