How did this happen? And why didn't I notice it before?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Check the System Notices board... the number of posts you've made and the number of comics you've made somehow combine to give you a forum user title...

I want to know how DragonXero is "being punished."

Oh easy, the Newbies and LadyJ are my punishment. Brad is God. Therefore, Brad (God) is making me go through hell.
I am still trying to figure out WHY.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

He is being forced to read all of Deisel's comics until he can recite them from memory.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

They've always been there. What, you're just noticing them now? What are you, blind?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Just seems easier to notice them at the time being.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Check the System Notices board... the number of posts you've made and the number of comics you've made somehow combine to give you a forum user title...

I want to know how DragonXero is "being punished."[/quote]

That's it. Where's the blonde hair dye? This will make things so much easier.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WTF???
newbie?
NEWBIE????
i'm an off and on lurker, and don't you forget it!
grrrrrr

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

[quote]WTF???
newbie?
NEWBIE????
i'm an off and on lurker, and don't you forget it!
grrrrrr[/quote]

Fear not. You'll become a junior comic technician, if that's any better, in three or four posts' time.

[quote]WTF???
newbie?
NEWBIE????
i'm an off and on lurker, and don't you forget it!
grrrrrr[/quote]

Try posting once more, noodnick.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

what's this? post once more? alright, but i don't see...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

why, look at that! huzzah!
oh frabjuous day! Callooh callay!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

BAM! Kick it up a notch!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]why, look at that! huzzah!
oh frabjuous day! Callooh callay!
[/quote]

Ok, stop it. You're starting to sound like Lewis Carroll.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote][quote]why, look at that! huzzah!
oh frabjuous day! Callooh callay!
[/quote]

Ok, stop it. You're starting to sound like Lewis Carroll.[/quote]

Have you ever tried putting that poem through a spell checker?

"Oh fractions day! Calloused calligraphy!"

[quote][quote][quote]why, look at that! huzzah!
oh frabjuous day! Callooh callay!
[/quote]

Ok, stop it. You're starting to sound like Lewis Carroll.[/quote]

Have you ever tried putting that poem through a spell checker?

"Oh fractions day! Calloused calligraphy!"[/quote]

I think it's the grape juice talking, but that was the first time I laughed until I cried.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[quote]
I think it's the grape juice talking, but that was the first time I laughed until I cried.[/quote]

I love it when that happens.

You know, if you can keep it up for 20 minutes, you'll actually burn fat.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

That's not even getting into things like "The Barfly blade went snigger-snack!"

no longer a newbie... how wonderful...
do i get automatically kicked back a notch for asking if i'm on anyone's favorites list?
just askin'!

p.s. lewis caroll is the shit
i just this week beat alice in wonderland for my old old old OLD commodore 64... the windingham classics version.
only took me fifteen years

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

The first time ever? I often laugh until I cry. I thought everyone did. Perhaps I have flimsy tear ducts.

[quote]no longer a newbie... how wonderful...
do i get automatically kicked back a notch for asking if i'm on anyone's favorites list?
just askin'!

p.s. lewis caroll is the shit
i just this week beat alice in wonderland for my old old old OLD commodore 64... the windingham classics version.
only took me fifteen years
[/quote]

I've heard that Lewis Carroll used his stories to get little girls into his house so he could feel their pre-pubescent b00blies.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

bob the anal fissure made me laugh until i cried...
bob the anal fissure made my tummy go all up in knots, as if to attempt to put me out of the misery of unstoppable laughter.
i read it again yesterday... meh
wierd that the funniest things are the things with no repeat funny value.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

[quote]
I've heard that Lewis Carroll used his stories to get little girls into his house so he could feel their pre-pubescent b00blies.[/quote]
Or at least collect galleries of nudie pics. Amazing how many people actually let him do it.

I also heard about people trying to make anagrams out of Jabberwocky that would implicate him as being Jack the Ripper.

From www.straightdope.com

[quote]For example, Wallace starts with this famous verse from "Jabberwocky":

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

And transmutes it into:

Bet I beat my glands til,
With hand-sword I slay the evil gender.
A slimey theme; borrow gloves,
And masturbate the hog more![/quote]

Personally, I think the anagrams people are on crack.

well crap...
i still like his style of writing.
i read wonderland and through the looking glass last week too.
so...
does that make me a pedophile?
a vicarious one?
:(

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

[quote]well crap...
i still like his style of writing.
i read wonderland and through the looking glass last week too.
so...
does that make me a pedophile?
a vicarious one?
:([/quote]

I like the works of Johnen Vasquez. Does that make me a homicidal maniac?

*Quickly hides the bodies!*