Who's pumped for SC3? I sure know I dang dog diggity am.

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It's grime time.

Pumped? You had a wank over a video game?

Hell yeah.

None of yous punks could beat me at Soul Calibur II.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I am going to say that I could totally beat you at Soul Calibur II, even though I have no idea how good you are and will never play you to prove it.

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Dad was flammable

I could beat you. Beat you with the goddamn controller until you're bloody.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I could beat you at Dr. Mario.

I will tell Dr Kervorkian that you're my sick granpa and you want to die. Hey, that would make an awesome game.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

No you cant. I beat the crap out of a mexican-american game guru/drug dealer at Dr. Mario when I was fucking five.

There was a Soul Calibur 2?

More or less a port of Soul Calibur from the Dreamcast to the PSII and X-Box. Maybe a few extra frames of animation here and there, but not so's you'd notice. And they took out some good characters and added some crap ones.

That's why I can't get too pumped about SCIII. I got all pumped about SCII only to end up wishing I'd just kept my Dreamcast instead.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I could school anybody here with Raphael. Who wants to go? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Raphael is stupid and lame.

With that said, I could beat anyone here as Yoshimitsu or Ivy, guaranteed.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

Cervantes is my number 2 pick.

Anyone who's mastered Ivy's Calamity Symphony will own with her.

Anyone wanna play some TTT?

Well sure, but what kind of homo only uses one move? There's a vague difference between being actualy good with a character and being a cheatery asshole. I am actually good with her, I know her moves like the back of my hand and strategically blend an even mix of all of them when I fight, I don't just do the same thing over and over.

With that said, yep, I'd like to play some TTT.

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It's grime time.

Oh sure, that's what you say now.

My Cervantes could lay waste to all of you scurvy scum. I'd swab the decks with ye, ye sorry lot o' landlubbin' Manga-influenced pansies. How I'd laugh to see ya twitchin' like a gaffed fish at the end of me Storm Generator. Yar har har, says I!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]My Cervantes could lay waste to all of you scurvy scum. I'd swab the decks with ye, ye sorry lot o' landlubbin' Manga-influenced pansies. How I'd laugh to see ya twitchin' like a gaffed fish at the end of me Storm Generator. Yar har har, says I!
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If Cervantes was real he would look down on you with shame.

I'd go TTT over SCII anyday, but hey III should be good.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I had Soul Calibur for the Dreamcast.

I have Soul Calibur II for the PS2 AND for the GameCube.

It's better than Soul Calibur for Dreamcast, hands down. The superweapons and shit are awesome, and I DO like Necrid.

I can also whip Kajun silly with any character in that game. I would rule all of you. And no character is better than any others in the right hands.

Punks. You'd all better hope SC3 isn't online compatible.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Consider yourself 0\/\/N3|) in advance.

Ass.

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Dad was flammable

I dr. mario play.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Actually playing other human beings online would take time away from my trash-talking, and conceivably invalidate it. It just isn't worth it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That's what they all say until I beat them.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

Half of kicking ass in Soul Calibur is trash-talking. I swear I am not kidding when I say that I've beaten kids that may have better skill than I do in that game by trash-talking their confidence into the shitter.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.