You should try drinking lots of whisky on your own some time. I just did, and it spurred me on to post lots of moronic comments in RMDC.

Inflatable_Man! I challenge you to a duel!

CowTipper. You seem cool. If you're female, could you visit me some time? I'm extremely lonely.

Why! Why won't any women go near me! What's wrong with me!

I love you andy. And no, I'm not saying that to get at your maw.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

At last! Friendship!

*cuddles niteowl*

Isn't it spelled "whiskey?"

A duel...? Can't we just settle our differences through ugly, sweaty man-sex?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[quote]At last! Friendship!

*cuddles niteowl* [/quote]Awww!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Andy, the Captain says you should make some drunken strips...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Yes, we all want you to drunkenly strip.

i dont come on here if im drinking, i'd like to get at least 3 stars going!

Andy, you just need to start showing them your penis more often.

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Poop.

Due to popular request, I present to you all, Ladies and Choad, AndyDougan's cock:

Okay, okay, I'm terribly sorry. For all to see, here is Andy's dick:

Oh, whoops. I gotta remember the 's in my searches.

Okay, without further adieu, I present, Andy Kaufman's penis:

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Also:
Scotch - Whisky
Irish Whiskey - Whiskey
Canadian Bourbon - Whiskey
US Bourbon - Whisky

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh dear. How embarrassing.

Yes. You can never post here again.

And after those saucy pms, PhreakyChinchilla will never look at you the same way.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Why do I always get brought up in these instances?

BRING BACK FUCK!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Hey! What about me? I almost had sex with andydougan, too!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You don't have much to be proud of in your life, do you?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I must have been drunk on whisky, too, when I said that. I promised my step-uncle's cousin's nephew's best friend's long-lost cousin on his dying breath I wouldn't tell anyone.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You sobered up in nine minutes?

Guess sex with andydougan will do that to you.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That invitation to CowTipper still stands.

Truly we are witnessing the last strange days of andydougan.

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Dad was flammable

So does this mean when dougan ascends, he'll become the new messiah?