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I dressed up in drag for prom.

This was pre-skinhead beating.

Psh, I go to my school in drag every day.

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It's grime time.

That's a pretty lame attempt at drag, although you get bonus points for beating up skinheads while wearing a dress.

I'd "hit" "that".

Your 'tranvestite' look goes wonderfully with your 'I-just-got-fucked-in-the-ass' expression!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

You telling me the thong doesn't count?

My girlfriend hadn't applied makeup yet, anyway. :P

Possums, you look like Jack White.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'd say Jack Black.

I'd say Jack Black.

We know. You said it twice.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The pearls were a nice classic detail.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

So was the buttplug.

And I have been told that I look like both Jack Black and Jack White before. And also Wim Wenders(?).

Useful trick I learned working in a theatre's costume shop: Birdseed pouches in a bra. The most realistic boobs you can get short of expensive professional falsies.

And why did you get to go to prom in drag when I got kicked out of my prom for wearing a 1930's gangster suit?

Other than the violin case full of cocaine, of course.

Well, I go to a school called Metropolitan Learning Center, and they really don't give a fuck about what you wear. I could go to school or prom with a big t-shirt that says, "I LAP PUSSY" and no one'd reprimand me. I'm not saying they wouldn't bat an eye, but it's all allowed.

"Metropolitan Learning Center"? I knew your country was getting kind of Orwellian, but this is ridiculous.

The worst part is it's a hippie school.

I find the most realistic boobs are boobs.

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Dad was flammable

Not Tara Reid's.

andy's are more authentic than her's.

Better milk too.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

wtf mang

You know what's gotten really old? Straight teenage guys thinking it's somehow amusing or original to dress in drag.

If you like the extra ball-room, fine. But please don't pretend like it's something that hasn't been done a trillion times before by everyone else in the world.

PS I don't think you'd make a very attractive boy.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You suck.

all this thread did was get the rolling stones stuck in my head

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You could have at least done something with your hair. Some sort of up-do.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.