I'm a cartoonist that doesn't draw! FUN!

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This is the kind of comics that Vin Diesel's disembodied, reanimated head would make if he had pencils stuck in his eyeballs to press the keys with.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...Is that a compliment?

[Click to view comic: 'Gay music']

Your comics make me laugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

me too. im twice as impressed if you came up with this line and didnt steal it off some dead clown:

"I'm not. I'm saying that the music is homosexual. It engages in sexual acts with music of the same gender."

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what if nigger meant kite

biped's comment about the first comic was better than the comic itself. The second one's very good, though.

[Click to view comic: 'There's one of them in every Halo game.']

I loved it until that last comic. But nevertheless I still think you're neat-o.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks! Which one was the one you didn't like? (I've updated like 100 times today...)

These comics are OK. Not "get the main role of the play" good, but "get to be the head of the horse in the play" good. You're not a horse's ass! Congrats!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Yay! I'm not a horse's ass!

Congrats!

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Joke!']

[Click to view comic: 'Rent']

That last one you posted was excellent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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[Click to view comic: 'Hot Date']

Not bad.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Hari likes.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

If you like them rate me or my comics... They're ever so lonely without ratings.

And, if you don't like me... uh.. don't rate me or my comics? :-)

Don't want to leave you guys in suspense, of course.. here's the thrilling conclusion to Pirate's hot date...

[Click to view comic: 'Hot Date Part Two']

[Click to view comic: 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter']

[Click to view comic: 'Smoking']

[Click to view comic: 'Have Your Cake And Eat It Too']