Sorry bout the month wait for this blasted thing. I forgot to check up on this contest. Since you haven't heard anything from me for a month, I expect to hear little to nothing from you.

You have to make a one panel comic with 5 words or less (not including the title).

Non-donors can enter by leaving the first and third panel with no characters and black background.

No graphics editing please.

Example given:

[Click to view comic: 'You went to work without your pants again.']

Judgement will commence whenever I remember to actually check this thread again.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'It doesn't matter what you want']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 and OPC 10: awkward first date']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 - Me So Solly!']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 - Protection is IMPORTANT, GOT IT!']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 - Bath Time for Bonzo!']

Ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

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I dumb :D

I forgot to mention, the Dcom rule:

You can enter as many times as you want within reason (no flooding, and yes that means you!)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

they say 80% of small businesses fail in the first year

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7 - Still Drunk From Last Night']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'Save the Dolphins']
I hope old comics are okay.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: chicken of the sea']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: chicken of the semen']

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what if nigger meant kite

In regards to that, let me just say that I always enjoy well-aged cheese. Old comics (no matter how old) are perfectly legal as long as they fit requirements.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'Sun TV - Sex, crime, scandals, gossip, royals, sports, news']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: This bird has flown']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 1']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 2']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 3']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 4']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 5']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 6 - the early years']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 7 - the early years']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 8']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 9']
[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 10']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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[Click to view comic: 'Swim with the Jeezfish']
[Click to view comic: 'Old joke gets older']

[Click to view comic: 'The Moment Before']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Contest for balancing lit candle on head while pantless']
[Click to view comic: 'Yippee, we're all gonna die!']
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Judgement will commence a week from tomarrow, or less, dependant on whether this thing dies before then.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'The Future of Hysterectomies']

[Click to view comic: 'Walmart Sucks That Way']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 7: random comic 11']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Humor']