helloooooo? I am new here and have only 1 comic. Could you guys show me around? I just broke up with my girlfriend and I feel a bit...well, I feel extremely sad and lonely.

Name:manky_man
Age:23
Place:Bristol, England
Favourite pastimes:Surfing the net/Drinking/Sex!/Surfing (If there is waves)

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

BRISTOL?!!

which part?!

im in nailsea about 10 mins south down the LA bypass

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Bristol!? Did I say Bristol!!??? Oops! I meant Bridgmary. Sorry Skagg! Forgive me. I'm a bit jerky at the moment 'cos I lost my girl.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

i'm in Nevada. just thought i'd chime in.

incidentally, i don't think i've ever been so distraught that i forgot what town i'm from.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Don't worry I usually forget something important...wasn't I supposed to...

(hears loud bang followed by "Manky...man he was supposed to disarm...")

Oh well...

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

wheres bridgemary?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

The south of England. Near the sea.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

how far from bristol?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

*cough cough Deisel cough*

Hmm? What's that? No, I just had a tickle in my throat. Don't mind me.

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'Bout an hour, hour and a half something like that...How old are u?

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

ha, DexX... that's what i was trying, a bit more subtly, to get at above.

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[quote]*cough cough Deisel cough*

Hmm? What's that? No, I just had a tickle in my throat. Don't mind me.[/quote]

You mean Diesel. And what's that? I know it's a type of petrol but is it some kind of net term DexX?

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Sure. That's it. That's the ticket.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I smell deisel with a new screen name.

It's probably deisel 2.0 we did tell him to get a new screen name.

Regardless of who it is, they have a cool sig.

An Oldie , but a goodie.

I wonder , could i create a set of amusing board accounts for posting.

Gay Billings.
Crappy
Dicksel.
Andy Dogsex
Kevin Keegans Penis.
Wirthless.
ProstituteChicka.

(anyone else got some suggestions. I cant think of parodies for Dexx or Kaufman).

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[quote]ProstituteChicka.
[/quote]

Remember when I said the people I don't love is approximately equivilent to my shoe size? Well, it just broke its barrier.

Listen, dude, I know you're trying to be cool and everything, but you even think of using that and you'll have some problems. I never did shit to you and I expect you to respect me as the person I am. I am not a prostitute. I am a person. And the comparision is not funny. At least I'm not laughing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ouch...

It wasn't a comparison, chicka, just a simple pun. I am 100% sure he had no intention at all of causing you genuine offence.

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I'm sure he didn't. And I suppose everyone has it in their heads by now that I'm a little too sensitive. But there are two things that spark my hate list instantly. He just stumbled into one of them.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

SexX
or
DixX

TernYerHedNKaufman

(ugh)

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This is not my empire.

Damn... That sucks...

Actually, I had a friend years ago, during my first try at uni, who was also very sensitive to any kind of prostitute-related comments, no matter how lighthearted or silly (she even got huffy about neing jokingly called a "harlot" or "scarlet woman"). Turns out she had an abusive mother who called her "slut" and "whore" almost constantly when she was home, so she had a good reason to be sensitive.

Uh... not that I am suggesting you are in the same situation. You just triggered a memory.

PS. Kaufman = Barfman, Couchman, Oafman, Half-man... DexX = DixX, DorxX...

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[quote][quote]ProstituteChicka.
[/quote]

Remember when I said the people I don't love is approximately equivilent to my shoe size? Well, it just broke its barrier.

Listen, dude, I know you're trying to be cool and everything, but you even think of using that and you'll have some problems. I never did shit to you and I expect you to respect me as the person I am. I am not a prostitute. I am a person. And the comparision is not funny. At least I'm not laughing.[/quote]

Nothing more that i can say here than im genuinely sorry. I mean , the humour in here is borderline to say the least. Finding that someone actually takes offence at something scares me greatly.

Someone once told me to lighten up when i took offence to being called something which , when i look back on it , was utterly inconsequential.

Scary that WTC jokes , dead babies in a blender ,and constant cornholing remains amusing , but this "Crosses the line".

Noted for Future Reference.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You can call me a prostitute if you want.

In fact, tell her to bring a friend.

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[quote]You can call me a prostitute if you want.

In fact, tell her to bring a friend.[/quote]

The most concerning thing is , i had written a quite unpleasant comic as a comeback to that , then , just as i was about to his "Save it" , i realised i dont have a backbone.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Well, I'm already mad at you for rejecting Geek Sperm Nan Kiev as your alrternate name. But I owe you one for the Scottish lesson, so it's even.

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