Funny how a pair of boobs would ground legs and arms like that...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Her name was Willow. She resembled a chestnut tree, guys would always try to palm her. This made Willow weep. Soon her bush would become a fir and hopefully make her more poplar with the boys.

"Hiyee! I'm Chrissy and I want to go into nursing. They say I'm a natural."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Little known fact: She lost her job today because her tits were on time, but she was fifteen minutes late!

Her waste is thin because nothing grows in the shade

Actually, she just eats too much fruit.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Rated a 5 and a 5 in government crash tests.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If she falls in the forest and there is nobody around....
would it be wrong for me to run in and cop a feel?

Discuss....Hypothetically speaking of course...

"what dudes who pretend to be chicks on the internet, think they look like"

[quote]If she falls in the forest and there is nobody around....
would it be wrong for me to run in and cop a feel?

Discuss....Hypothetically speaking of course...[/quote]

No more wrong if you feel a cop!

Teh cows will have some competition.

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I dumb :D

No, you may NOT borrow my sweaters.

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What others say about boorite!

if you go down to the woods tonight your in for a fuck off huge pair off tits

Terrorists will stop at nothing to smuggle weapons of mass destruction into the U.S.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

48 hours later, the men who had implanted the bags of coke in Tina's breasts were arrested. When asked how law enforcement knew she was a mule, officers replied: "You're a moron."

she got an "F" in gym class 'cuz she couldn't do push-ups!

She's up for her fifteenth breast enlargement operation.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

She went in for stomach bypass surgery, and the surgeon accidently re-routed the food to her tits!

And there was much rejoicing.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'd like to stick my head between her tits and play with them for five or six hours, and then hump them.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Her breasts aren't really that big. Those are actually two Mexican midgets she's smuggling into the US inside her blouse. They are the happiest midgets on Earth.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]I'd like to stick my head between her tits and play with them for five or six hours, and then hump them.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything funny.[/quote]
We were all thinking it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"i reckon i'll take the bigguns. uh huh."

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Kill Whitey.