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We're starting a cattery (breeding Maine Coon cats). Here's our first litter...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Them's good eatin'.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'd pay big money to drown all them kittens.

I love kitty cats and kittens.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm getting a hard on just thinking about the mother of those kittens eating them.

I like cats and all, but I'm not sure I see the point in breeding them. It seems like they do an awfully good job of breeding all on thier own.

I think it would make alot more sense to breed pandas or white rhinos.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

In this case it's for breeding cats of specific breeds, which have distinctive looks and personalities.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

So you're saying that white rhinos don't have distinctive looks and personalities?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Those kittens don't look anything like the mother (if that is the mother.) And the mother cat looks like anyother cat wandering the streets, so, I still don't see the point of it.

[quote]So you're saying that white rhinos don't have distinctive looks and personalities?
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Elvira: White rhinos aren't as easy to breed in your house. You should know that.

Tony: What? What should I know? Why you always telling me I should know something?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yes that's the mother. The father is red like that, but her father was red, too.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Red and orange cats are the devil. Breeding more of them is introducing more evil into the world.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think you're making it sound alot cooler than it really is, HC.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's like introducing something that there already is too many of. I'm sure somewhere a lonely old woman is creaming her panties at the thought of these kittens. I know I am.

I demand you get rid of the mother cat and then introduce a nanny-cat to the baby cats. This nanny-cat will then teach the baby cats to sing and eventually the father cat will fall in love with the nanny cat. You then introduce a race of nazi-cats and they take over the singing cat family's country. The singing cat family will then flee and roam the countryside while getting by on nothing but their love and their beautiful singing voices.

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Poop.

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Poop.

Okay, completely ignoring the debate between fuzzy and crabby over the validity of breeding cats when there are so many that are in desperate need for a home (even though the problem lies more in the people who don't get their mutt cats fixed rather than breeders who cater to a very teeny tiny portion of the population)...

Kittens! *melts and starts cooing*

Kittens are my kryptonite...kittonite.

[quote]Kittens! *melts and starts cooing*

Kittens are my kryptonite...kittonite.[/quote]

And people wonder why I wear a kitten around my neck every time I go out to the bar to meet women.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Gee, if crabby doesn't see the point of something, it must be stupid.

Maine Coons are groovy cats.

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Why is the man shoving a hardboiled egg into his mouth, Mommy?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote]Gee, if crabby doesn't see the point of something, it must be stupid.
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I never once mentioned not seeing the point of it.

[quote][quote]Gee, if crabby doesn't see the point of something, it must be stupid.
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I never once mentioned not seeing the point of it.[/quote]

Er.

I really don't know what I could possibly add at this point.

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[quote][quote][quote]Gee, if crabby doesn't see the point of something, it must be stupid.
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I never once mentioned not seeing the point of it.[/quote]

Er.

I really don't know what I could possibly add at this point.[/quote]
I never said I didn't understand the point of breeding specific cats. I don't understand the point of breeding that mother cat cause she just looks like any gross street cat. At least breed winners.

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Gee, if crabby doesn't see the point of something, it must be stupid.
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I never once mentioned not seeing the point of it.[/quote]

Er.

I really don't know what I could possibly add at this point.[/quote]
I never said I didn't understand the point of breeding specific cats. I don't understand the point of breeding that mother cat cause she just looks like any gross street cat. At least breed winners.[/quote]

Gee, if crabby doesn't see the point of something, it must be stupid.

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