Humpenstein was hit by a small truck about 15 minutes ago and was launched 20 feet in the air. From what I've heard so far, he was blown out of his shoes.

He's alert, moving whatever isn't probably broken, and saying he "feels pretty good about the whole experience."

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck's going on, but I thought you all should know.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Dude... holy fuck. Just be glad that he's okay... That's pretty crazy.

Holy fuck, there's something that doesn't happen every day. Hope he's OK.

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What others say about boorite!

I sincerely hope you get the opportunity to kick that guy.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Just got off the phone with a witness... apparently the guy was drunk, ran a red light and almost plowed through a group of kids. Hump was the only one who got hit, and he was luched (allegedly) about 25 to 30 feet, not 20. My GF's little brother is now traumatized (he saw it happen). May have a concussion and broken legs. more details later.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Just be glad that he's okay. Though it may be the only bit of good news at this point, it's really the best news you could possibly hear.

I sincerly hope I get to kill that guy.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Recovery seems plausible. I haven't heard any news from the hospital, but the parameds say he way doing okay on the ambulance. no word on anything else. thanks for your support.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

wow, craziness. hope everything turns out okay for everyone but the moron driver

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what if nigger meant kite

i will gladly break that guys legs for a nominal fee.
fast recovery, humps!

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Kill Whitey.

legs?

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what if nigger meant kite

I sincerely hope that, should I be hit by a car in close proximity to my sibling, my sibling decides to find me medical attention instead of immediately logging on to stripcreator to tell the story to a bunch of people he's never met.

Glad he's not dead, though. Or something.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[quote] I sincerely hope that, should I be hit by a car in close proximity to my sibling, my sibling decides to find me medical attention instead of immediately logging on to stripcreator to tell the story to a bunch of people he's never met.

Glad he's not dead, though. Or something.[/quote]

I'm sure Lucky would have gotten his brother medical attention if he didn't live three hours away from the accident. I know, I know ambulances can be slow, but I think they're still faster than it would be for Lucky to drive there.

[quote][quote] I sincerely hope that, should I be hit by a car in close proximity to my sibling, my sibling decides to find me medical attention instead of immediately logging on to stripcreator to tell the story to a bunch of people he's never met.

Glad he's not dead, though. Or something.[/quote]

I'm sure Lucky would have gotten his brother medical attention if he didn't live three hours away from the accident. I know, I know ambulances can be slow, but I think they're still faster than it would be for Lucky to drive there.[/quote]shhh, you're interrupting his glibfest

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what if nigger meant kite

I'd like to offer a hearty "get well soon" to Humpenstein.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Holy crap! I hope teh Hump is okay.

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I has a flavor!

Yeah, Lucky is in college right now far away from his brother. I just hope this one accident doesn't change your opinion about college in general, dude. I know a few people who came to their freshman year of school, and within weeks had a family death/tragedy, and never looked at school the same way again (they basically looked at it as a burden that got in the way of their family). Right now, just focus on the fact that he's alright and that he's still with you. Justice will be served, trust me.

I hope Hump's doing better and he didn't break his funny bone. Keep us updated.

No head trauma, no internal bleeding, may have one or both broken legs. But he'll be able to make a full recovery, which is good. I was scared for a second when the voice over the phone was screaming "Oh my god he's not moving! Oh my god!"

In any case, I understand where you're coming from, not_Scyess. However, as Ivy said, I like too far away to able to do anything. I got the call while I was sleeping. Again, thanks for your support. I'm sure he'll appreciate it whenever he gets back from the hospital.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Tell him to get well soon from me too.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Hoping for the best and get well soon.

Fucking hell... you are brothers? Send him my best wishes. Hope he recovers soon.

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Poo perhaps?

Wow. That is seriously fucked up, and I'm glad he's doing as well as he is.

The drunk asshole was driving around in the middle of the day?? That makes me want to get all Walter on his ass.

PS: The two of you are pretty damned funny.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Fuckin hell, I hope that drunken bastard gets whats coming to him

I wish him a speedy and full recovery

Make sure to tell him that everyone on stripcreator wishes him well!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I saw a druken driver once. It wasn't pretty. I'm glad Humpenstein came out OK.

Seriously, how long have you guys been brothers?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.