I'm coming up on four years doing the dance that I uniquely call "stripping", and I just realized that barely any of you guys know what I look like. By the time this post is complete, you will know. I am eager to see just how negatively this revelation influences you all.

[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/arsg/100_1135.jpg[/IMG]

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It's grime time.

you make me feel all squishy inside

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what if nigger meant kite

My reaction was extremely negative, but in a strangely positive way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Good, long hair. You win at hair.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You would look alot better if you were female. There's a surgery for that these days.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You have 70s rock star hair like I used to back in the mid-90s.  Bravo.

 Now, sadly, I look like this:

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I has a flavor!

If it weren't for your man-jaw I would have totally mistaken that picture for an almost-hot girl, stupidguy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It looks like you have tits.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How do you survive life in Montana?

I feel sorry for that poor child being forced to wear Buffalo Bills clothing.

*shudder*

Drexle

It helps to know where the rednecks go on their hippie hunts. This is usually somewhere on their ranch, as they are unaware of a world existing outside it.

Thanks everyone for your comments, both positive and negative. 10% of them will go to starving children in Ghana.

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It's grime time.

I give a +5 for the snow!

*cries* I want snow!!

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I'm bringing Paxil back. Yeah!

arsg, your hair is nicer than mine and it makes me pout.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Well now I feel obliged to share.

Believe it or not, the friendliest picture I could find.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'm all about raising another kind of finger.

Fuck the champagne of beers.

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obscenity filter is off

I guess I'll post one of me if everyone else is doing it too. It's not my best photo because of the glare off my fighter behind me there in the background, plus my girlfriend is obviously having a shitty hair day.

Anyhoo, it was taken at Top Gun, which is a naval fighter pilot program. Not much is known about the school outside of the usual circle of military tacticians and pilots, so feel free to PM me for more info on it if you're curious.

matclarke

You're just jealous

That picture of you looks like it's at least 20 years old, crackpanther. Show us a *recent* picture.

most recent shot of me:

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Drexle

While I admittedly don't like your sceptical tone, I suppose I should provide one more photo in the hopes that the proof it offers will keep your bad aura from converting the others here into Negative Nancies as well.

crabby

Oh hush, you.

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I has a flavor!

This is the closest I could get to me on that site where you turn yourself into a South Park character.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

UnknownEric

Oh hush, you.

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Awww... The next J.P. Losman! :-D

ARSG, you don't have hands! How do you make comics without hands??

Once upon a time, I looked like this.

And this is me today.

The lesson? Mother nature cuts everyone's hair very slowly. And makes our eyes go bad. And kills your braincells by doing whippits.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.