except mine's black...

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Kill Whitey.

A moon rover?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I saw a used blue one on the used car lot a couple weeks ago and I'm coming around to the exterior design. I still haven't bothered to look inside. I'm afraid it might ruin all the progress I've made to accepting the exterior.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The weird rack on the top really takes away from it. Otherwise, it's kinda cool.

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I has a flavor!

MY FUCKING RIMS SLOWLY LEAK AIR DUE TO THE CHROME FLAKING AROUND WHERE THE TIRE MEETS THE RIM. ITS SO FUCKING AGGRAVATING I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

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obscenity filter is off

Have fun paying for all the 91+ Octane fuel... Though I will admit it's not a bad lookin' ride. The three windshield wipers sold me.

Are you looking to hunt for soccer moms?

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Poop.

I think that's just a concept picture too...

yeah, that is a concept pic. this is more like it...

its my first brand new car so i'm totally faggin out about it.

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Kill Whitey.

It gets a spectacular four miles per gallon. Granted, that's highway miles, but still...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I think it gets better than that...

The look kind of reminds me of a turtle.

crabby

Those things don't look right to me at all.  Kind of like they were designed using Lego. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

They're based on their old predecessor:

i think the styling is definitely an acquired taste, but like asparagus, i like it.

mpg is 17/21....eh

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Kill Whitey.

I cut one of those off yesterday on purpose after it pissed me off....you weren't driving through Houston were you Angry? ;)

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I'm bringing Paxil back. Yeah!

I like the look of this vehicle...it's fresh....but I didn't take AngryAmerican for an 'Import' type-of-guy....

Cre8tive13

1) These sleds are pretty badass

2) What is there except imports anymore? When I bought my Hyundai a few years ago I looked at all kinds of cars/trucks first...and they all had stickers proclaiming their actual percentage Americanness. And most of the Americans were much lower than my Hyundai hatchback.

3) This is not your grandmother's automobile industry. 

Oh, I wasn't knocking Imports...I agree with you. I own a Honda. It was the American in Angry that I thought would own a domestic vehicle.

It looks like a pregnant jeep.

The few I've seen on the highway have intrigued me, though.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I could have sworn I've seen that thing somewhere before... Oh yeah:

Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread about dildos.

Cre8tive13

i would like to buy american, but i don't feel as confident about GM's,  would never buy another ford, and i don't like the styling on the durangos. i briefly looked at the new nitros, but wasn't really impressed with em.

therefore i am now a traitor to my country as 100% of my vehicles parts and assembly took place in the land of the rising sun. yay!

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Kill Whitey.

If AMC were still around I'd buy into them (I lurves mah old Cherokee), but since Chrysler took it over Jeeps suck big floppy donkey dick.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Yep. My family had an old AMC Eagle for two decades and it ran like a dream with minimal maintenance the whole time. Great car.

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I has a flavor!