I don't care if I'm drunk or not.

Discuss.

If your options are only vice presidential candidates maybe but with all the people in the world my desire to put my cock in a woman I'll never actually put my cock in has other targets.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Plus she probably stinks like old man.

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Poop.

I'd do her. She's a RILF

Plus look at those lips...like 2 waterbeds.

Well, to each his own.

Todd Palin HAWT.

[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/boloboffin2/ToddPalin.jpg[/IMG]

And, yes, I'm a big old Democrat. Passion is non-partisan.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll just say this... first Republican National Convention I ever jerked off to.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

About that last photo: aren't you glad it wasn't Dick Cheney?

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Coldest state. Hottest Govener.

I'm still voting Obama because she's against the abortion I'd force her to have after I bust a fat nut in her vagina.

She kinda reminds me of Janine, the receptionist from Ghostbusters.

But I digress.  I'd totally bang Sarah Palin.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

seanator

so your saying youd be willing to do the little kid as well. casue thats kinda sick.

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

wizardsfan

so your saying youd be willing to do the little kid as well. casue thats kinda hot.

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Fixed.

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Poop.

wizardsfan

so your saying youd be willing to do the little kid as well. casue thats kinda sick.

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didn't you get the memo? racism is out pedophilia is in.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I spoke to Herr LuckyGuess last night, and while he said he would not fuck Sarah Palin, I told him not worry because I'll hit that shit twice and then sneak out at 3 am, hail a cab home, and fall asleep with a hand down my pants.

RedfeatheR

Also: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Michael Palin is the only Palin I'd stick it to.

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I has a flavor!

seanator

so your saying youd be willing to do the little kid as well. casue thats kinda sick.

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It would be a hot 5 some, or 6 some if you count Bristol's baby. 

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And if your penis is akin to a mosquito's proboscis to navigate those ovarian channels.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Just like a politician I say the same thing over and over and over until it's beat to death.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[edited by Scyess on 09-07-08 at 6:09:37am]

I've had better ass on a bad day. I pity you.

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Kill Whitey.

Hot man ass? Because that's the only kind.

It was dark. He was smooth. I thought...

I gotta go.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'Bleeding Red State']

Awesome Choady!

If I had my way, the only hockey she'd see would involve her ovaries as a puck.

I'd two-line pass the shit out of her.