Hey you!  Stop reading the little preview thingy and click on the cruddy link already, Buttercrud!  TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

Okay, now that we're all here--I have a startling confession to make:

I'm lousy at thinking up ideas for comics contests.

But guess what?  It's almost Halloween!  That means that I can just do a Halloween themed contest!  (pant, pant, pant)

No cute angles--no clever variations on the concept of Halloween--just a plain old fuck-all Halloween theme!  WOO-HOOOOO!!!

Here's an example for you to strive for (don't worry if yours isn't as good as mine--how could it be?)  ;)

[Click to view comic: 'My Halloween Comic']

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ETC.!!!

I will judge this on--you guessed it--HALLOWEEN!!!  YAAAAAAAY!!!  Extra points if you get your entry in before I judge them!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 437: Halloweenis']

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These are only slightly old...

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2056']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2070']

 [Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2071']

This one is dumb, but I haven't entered one of these things in a while.

[Click to view comic: 'Obviously, A Sand Witch']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Halloweenis']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Puppet Master']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'CC437: At a Halloween Party']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2074']

[Click to view comic: 'The Visitor']

[Click to view comic: 'When life gives you lemons ...']

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2075']

[Click to view comic: 'It's Not the Costume, It's the Attitude']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Gus van Sant remakes Tard Boy and Finkelman´s Halloween']

Also the original:

[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman - Halloween (A Tribute)']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 437: It's a Dirty Job but Somebody's Gotta Do it ...']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 437: On Duty']

[Click to view comic: 'UH OH! These two young studs wore the same costume!']

[Click to view comic: 'Penguin Pranks']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Linus 50 Years Later']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Left Holding the Bag']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Hell-o-ween']

Judging sometime tomorrow!  Get those fuckin' last-minute entries in!

DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Are you gonna judge this fuckin' thing or not already?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

biped

charlie in the cheese

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Battlefield Mirth

[Click to view comic: 'Halloween Alternative']

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Battlefield Mirth