Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand...

[Click to view comic: 'Clementines are to oranges: as Blu Ray is to Beta Max']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Two and a Half Men is an ironic title now']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Million dollar idea: Fried Vitamins']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie?Bust out da Cool Whip.']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'That's a big cock']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I assure you...I DO know how to spell.

[Click to view comic: 'I hear hell is nice this time of year']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'We're assholes']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Winter's Bone']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Sometimes I feel Tom Cruise quietly judging me']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Remember to have your LOL cat spayed or neutered']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Is she really going out with him?']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Barn Raiser II']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Try to ask for the check without doing that hand thing']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: '72 white raisins']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Hoboken']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'God save the Queen']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Ain't I a stinka?']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'The Cooler']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/UncleTerwilliger

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I hear the Grasshopper']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

These are amazingly good. I think I may hang it up for a few days. The one with Jesus was outstanding, pathetic, and genius.

Thank you kindly. I appreciate the stuffing out of your comments--especially the part where you called them genius--but also the part where you called one pathetic. Uncle takes what Uncle can gets.

On with the pathetic...

[Click to view comic: 'Wide Stance']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Say Goodnight, Goochie']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

These comics are wonderful, but would it kill you to stay and cuddle once in a while?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Always up for some spoonin' and forkin'.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?