That's right. The Oscars are just a few days away, and if I know what's good for me, I'll resist watching them. However, to pay proper homage to this bloodbath of excess, I am asking you to submit award-worthy productions in three categories. Specifically, each strip you submit must comply with the following rules:
[list=1][*] Best Set Design: It must use three different backgrounds.
[*] Best Sound: It must contain some sound effect. Think Don Martin.
[*] Best Supporting Actress: There must be a female character who appears only once, yet her dialogue balloon is the largest in the strip (measured in number of words).[/list=1]
This envelope will be opened Sunday Night around the time they are handing out Best Director, unless, like the Oscars, it runs late.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Well, I forgot rule two, so here's the real entry:[Click to view comic: 'CC 108: The Wilde Pun Take II']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'CC108 War: The Movie']

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You're ugly. I'm sorry I said that ugly.

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Uh... oops. Do I have to relabel it?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 108 - Billy Crystal > *']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'I don't get it.']

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Well, heck, I already got this one covered, if you count the Splat graphic as a sound effect:

[Click to view comic: 'Force of Levity']
But don't worry, I'll cook up another one.
... Or maybe you should worry.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

First idea that popped into my head...

[Click to view comic: 'CC108: If this doesn't clean up at the Oscars...']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 107: And the award goes to...']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 108: Long shot']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Getting their acts together']

Andy, if you're on a music-sharing service of any kind, you should see if you can find a song by Tripod (Aussie comedy trio) all about Meg Ryan, Dennis Quaid, and our Russ. It was written in an hour for a radio comedy show, but it's hilarious - they ended up using it in their live shows for a year or so afterward. Anyway, because of it's cobbled-together origins it doesn't have an official title, as far as I know. "Tripod - Meg Ryan" will probably turn it up for you, though.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Slightly inspired by other entries.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 108: (insert humourous title here)']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'CC108: A Beautiful Mime']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

As promised ...

[Click to view comic: 'Depth-Challenged Hal, part 1'][Click to view comic: 'Depth-Challenged Hal, part 2']
... to be continued!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC108: O Bottle, Where Art Thou?'][Click to view comic: 'CC108: Nicole Kidman Can Act AND Sing. Good Dancer Too.']

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[Click to view comic: 'Highlander! The Musical']
[Click to view comic: 'Highlandin' 2: Electirc Boogaloo!']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 108: winner 2001']

[Click to view comic: 'Skeet Shooting With Phasers']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Am I the only one who finds nothing amusing about these skeet shooting comics? Not just this one but all of them in general. They just do nothing for me.

[Click to view comic: 'CC108: You Can't Sleep With a Spectre']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'uhhhhhhh.......almost funny.']

Like it says in the title. Almost, but not quite.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC108: Stripcreator (The Movie)']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."