I just got an instant message from a user called "Avrilfan05"
I hate Avril Lavinge and I hate it when people IM me about her just because I'm from Napanee (Avril's hometown)
So......I decided to fuck with this little moron's puny mind!

Here's the conversation we had.........

AvrilFan05: hey
TrollOrgy: yes?
AvrilFan05: How old are you?
TrollOrgy: 78
AvrilFan05: yeah well anyways, do live where Avril lives?
TrollOrgy: no. Avril lives in new york. I live in napanee
AvrilFan05: She is from Napanee.
AvrilFan05: well anyways
TrollOrgy: I know
AvrilFan05: So what do you like to do?
TrollOrgy: rape goats
AvrilFan05: that sounds like it could be fun. lol
TrollOrgy: I knew Avril. She lived on my block.
AvrilFan05: This coming from a dude who said he enjoys raping goats.
AvrilFan05: lol
TrollOrgy: She did.The little bitch stole my car stereo!
AvrilFan05: Yeah
TrollOrgy: She did
AvrilFan05: Well by gosh
TrollOrgy: She was such a whore
AvrilFan05: So what music do you listen to?
TrollOrgy: She always had a mouth full of cock!
TrollOrgy: And a hand full of nuts
AvrilFan05: For some odd reason I dont believe you and I wonder why.lol
TrollOrgy: Stoping laughing at me!!!!!!!
AvrilFan05: Ok
TrollOrgy: She once licked a horses sack for some pizza.
AvrilFan05: Dude I think you got some issues.
TrollOrgy: No. I'm talking about Avril's issues. And I think you got some issues, isolizing a little slut with herpes!
TrollOrgy: That I gave her
AvrilFan05: Now I really have a hard time believing that.
AvrilFan05: Anyways how old are you?
AvrilFan05: For real.
TrollOrgy: 78! Clean the cum out of your ears!!!!!
AvrilFan05: Your odd
TrollOrgy: I'm odd?......Have I told you about the time Avril licked a horses sack for pizza?
AvrilFan05: Unfortunatly yes
AvrilFan05: Hey dude I will be back later
By the way my name is Meg
AvrilFan05: Later
TrollOrgy: Fuck you, Meg!

But she's a little hottie.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Not in high-school....*shudder!*

Dude... are you gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm just saying that she was grotesqe looking in high-school! She's also totally fake!

Forgive my obvious ignorance, but who is this Avril?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

She's that Betty on MTV.

Y'know, I bet she was actually that Avril Lavigne on MTV.

Boinky, I have a hard time beleiving she is a skateboarder, judging by the INCREDIBLY ANNOYING MUSIC she sings. A real skateboarder wouldn't be caught dead listening to that shit, let alone singing it. Is she actually a skateboarder?

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Maybe it's her hobby?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million brain cells suddenly cried out at once, and were silenced.

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Can you lift a car with your mind?

How about your penis? Hell, I can do that. :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Lift your penis with your mind???

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Of course. It's easy.
Just think of having sex with a beautiful female. You will be amazed at this newfound magical power!

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[quote]Y'know, I bet she was actually that Avril Lavigne on MTV.

Boinky, I have a hard time beleiving she is a skateboarder, judging by the INCREDIBLY ANNOYING MUSIC she sings. A real skateboarder wouldn't be caught dead listening to that shit, let alone singing it. Is she actually a skateboarder?[/quote]

No. No she's not.

I got another one. This one was a bit angry.

HrdWrk9: heye
TrollOrgy: hello.
HrdWrk9: what sup there bud
HrdWrk9: u live in napanee?
TrollOrgy: yes.
HrdWrk9: nice
HrdWrk9: i am from new jersey
TrollOrgy: I'm sorry
HrdWrk9: i am a huge fan of avril lavigne
HrdWrk9: ??????
HrdWrk9: did u ever know avri l
TrollOrgy: yes
HrdWrk9: really
TrollOrgy: yes.
HrdWrk9: do u still know her
TrollOrgy: yes. I didn't loose my memory when she got famous!
HrdWrk9: i understand
HrdWrk9: how old areu
TrollOrgy: 78
HrdWrk9: are u really
TrollOrgy: yes!!!!!!!!!
HrdWrk9: so how do u know her
TrollOrgy: She lived on my street
HrdWrk9: ur a liar
TrollOrgy: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! I'm no god damned liar!!!!!!
TrollOrgy: She did live on my street!!!!!!!!
HrdWrk9: do u ever talk to her anymor e
TrollOrgy: No. We both hated the shit out of eachother.
HrdWrk9: why?
TrollOrgy: She fucked my dog!
TrollOrgy: I'm joking
TrollOrgy: She only sucked his dick
HrdWrk9: aright if ur going to fuck around
HrdWrk9: u arent any help to me
HrdWrk9: asshole
TrollOrgy: no.no. sorry.
TrollOrgy: I'm so lonely
HrdWrk9: does she ever comeback home
TrollOrgy: Yes. She came back for the fair.
HrdWrk9: when was that
TrollOrgy: About a month ago.
TrollOrgy: She remembered me and flipped me off!
HrdWrk9: do u know any1 online that is friends with her
HrdWrk9: lol
HrdWrk9: so u think she knows who ua re still
TrollOrgy: yes. Who could forget a man who fucked their mom.
TrollOrgy: I'm not joking
HrdWrk9: do u know any of her friends
TrollOrgy: She didn't have many friends.
HrdWrk9: ynot
TrollOrgy: She was kind of a loner.
HrdWrk9: ur a loner bitch
HrdWrk9: u aint helpiung me
TrollOrgy: What?!?
HrdWrk9: no wonder why she didnt like u
TrollOrgy: What do you want from me?!?
HrdWrk9: bc ur a fucking asshole
HrdWrk9: i want u to give me some1 i can talk to that knows her
TrollOrgy: She was a fucking loner, whore!
TrollOrgy: She kept to herself!!!!!!!
HrdWrk9: do u still leave down the streat from her
HrdWrk9: live
TrollOrgy: yeah
HrdWrk9: how many houses
TrollOrgy: But I'm under house arrest so I don't know if they moved or not.
HrdWrk9: ur a fucking tool box mess
HrdWrk9: bye
HrdWrk9: u suck
HrdWrk9: no wonder avril hates ura ss
TrollOrgy: I set a nun on fire!

Someone asks "Do you know Avril?" and when you say yes they call you a liar! That is why I fucking hate people!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I saw her on MTV's VMA diary yesterday and she struck me as being both incredibly annoying and crap.

I still have no idea what anyone is talking about, except DX and his Jedi-erection tricks.

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