Yes, I'm too stupid to even think of a name for this thread.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

When Timmy brought his new car home he was suprised to see 3 little pigs hiding in there.

It has a very reliable mortar.

Sorry.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Reggie's purchase, not surprisingly, failed to help him lose his virginity. He traded it in 9 months later for a Ford Probe painted to look like aluminum siding, with similar results.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Air cooled, cramped and 5 MPG.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"I said I wanted it brick red!"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Only moments later, the life of the happy lad pictured was cut short after he drove head first into a wall painted like a car.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. I wanted a Buick!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"My other car is an Adobe."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

...Damn you guys are good.

In the middle of the night, 80's retro gamers would come to knock holes in Brad's car with paddles and glowing tennis balls...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Griff loved his new car, but he couldn't help wishing he'd gotten the stucco interior.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Fahk that's funny!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I've heard of cars being complete sheds, but this is just taking the piss.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That car handles like a ton of bricks.

"It's a good car, but Humpty Dumpty keeps chasing me when I drive it."

Now I recognize you. You're that awful stand-up comic!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Brad finds out that all those kids who didn't "need no education*" in the Seventies went on to work for Volkswagen...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Volkswagon's answer to Chevrolet's "Like a Rock" campaign.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[quote]Brad finds out that all those kids who didn't "need no education*" in the Seventies went on to work for Volkswagen...
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Y'all got that Pink Floyd reference, right?

"He KNEW it would be an Olympic sport one day. And today, Brad's dream was a step closer. With this, he could now plan his national tour. Soon all America would know the joy of a Sunday afternoon 'Piss-Up-The-Wall' contest..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

She's a brick......CAR!

"Huh. 'Fahrvergnugen' is German for 'Big friggin' pile of bricks on wheels.' Go figure."

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

"Boxy, but good."

For some reason whenever billy parked his car at night, he would come back to find homeless people sleeping up against it.

The only problem is, everytime he parks against a wall, it takes him hours to find it again.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.