Howdy folks.

After carefull consideration, (and looking at some of the other competitions, 'cause even if I've won one, I'm still pretty much a n00b) I've come to the following dashing, smashing, woohoo, competition.

One Rule:

The following sentence must appear in your comic:

"My anus is bleeding"

Example: [Click to view comic: 'M-A-I-B!!!!']

You have untill next week sunday (february 2nd 2003).

BRING IT ON!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'Coversational Spanish 101']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Read my comic: "head back".

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I am the beginning of a new generation of stripcreators. Damn, if that would only be true.

To post a comic:

[comic]comic number[/comic]

The comic number of your comic is located 1) in the URL, after the "comic=" part, or 2) in black type next to your comic's title; if you highlight it, you can read it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: The Adventure of Peter Pompom']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: In Hell Everyone's Does']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: Fun With Grandma - Again!']

Hey, it's my first attempt...

[Click to view comic: ' It Is A Kaufmanesque Journey Into The Soul.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'CC167']
[Click to view comic: 'Again']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Serrated Little Pill']

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exit, pursued by a bear

It would be a pleasure to be beaten by such an ingenious comic.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

[Click to view comic: 'CC167: use only as directed...']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

This won't win, but I think it needs to be said. Enjoy, kiddos.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: The Drawing Board']

[Click to view comic: 'I ass u me too much?']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Ow, My Ass!']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: I dedicate this to kaufman']

You know, I think I like it this way more:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: Same joke, different delivery']

[Click to view comic: 'CC167: Cashing in on 2-cent Words']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC167: It's more fun this way...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC167: It's more fun this way...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC167: It's more fun this way...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC167: It's more fun this way...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ROD DAMNED INTERNET EXPLORER! AAARGH! Why must you make me look like a hyperactive idiot?

GRAAGH! I hope someone at Microsoft gets cornholed for this...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ROD DAMNED INTERNET EXPLORER! AAARGH! Why must you make me look like a hyperactive idiot?

GRAAGH! I hope someone at Microsoft gets cornholed for this...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ROD DAMNED INTERNET EXPLORER! AAARGH! Why must you make me look like a hyperactive idiot?

GRAAGH! I hope someone at Microsoft gets cornholed for this...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.