Drive a caption down that road.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Road closed due boulders from massive rockslide."

"I am the ghost of chicks you banged in your backseat past. You said you would call.... Next left turn:

HELL! Muuuhahahah!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"That tunnel coming up looks really narrow..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

And here we see the finely crafted translucent marble monument that gave "Mount Hillbilly" it's name.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

When I told the kids I was going out for a "Milk Run," I had no idea what I'd see on the road that day...

The way to a man's heart is in a D cup.

** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West

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[quote]** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West[/quote]

...and on the other side of Tittsburgh is Cleavageland.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

"Puny mortals! I will crush y- um, hello? My eyes are here!"

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote][quote]** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West[/quote]

...and on the other side of Tittsburgh is Cleavageland.[/quote]

...and then you turn right and wind up at DDDDDetroit.

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[quote][quote][quote]** PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE **
Philadelphia and East ------->
<------- Tittsburgh and West[/quote]

...and on the other side of Tittsburgh is Cleavageland.[/quote]

...and then you turn right and wind up at DDDDDetroit.[/quote]

But don't go too far or you'll end up in CANada.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

--My trip to the Grand Tetons.

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Two boobs dangled in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not fondle both
And be one pervert, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it sort of flopped over the undergrowth

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Two men driving abreast. Wait a minute, that doesn't work.

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[quote]-OH GOD!! THERE AREA GIANT PAIR OF TITS IN THE ROAD!
[/quote]

In the annals of UFO lore, Area 51 is now joined by Area Giant Pair of Tits in the Road.

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**WARNING, LARGE DISTRACTIONS AHEAD**

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Hey Spanky, where the hell did you get that pic?

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A still from the unused opening credits sequence for David Lynch's Twin Peaks.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Only a woman could have written that. Now we know for sure you're not a porky 50-year-old divorced man in a yellow undershirt, like most "women" on the net.

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Only a woman could have written that. Now we know for sure you're not a porky 50-year-old divorced man in a yellow undershirt, like most "women" on the net.[/quote]

What he said. This is the one I've been laughing at.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I found the girl on the net while doing some bible research. The I decided to play photoshop games and looked up the foggy road pic.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]
I found the girl on the net while doing some bible research.[/quote]

Did I mention my deep devotion to the Lord Jesus Christ?

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I have seen the (head)light(s)!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

-- Fahrvergbüben!

-- Some people can't see the forest through the 38Ds...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."