Not kidding.

http://www.fanta.dk/

Send them to friends. Send them to yourselves. You can even post the url's of your movies here so others can see them.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=A012A927-FAD8-4E22-B1C7-11CAB8214532

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

This one's better.

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=2869A4DD-BAF7-4A42-8495-5047703BE2F3

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=23A62EEA-24AD-4A19-ACE3-BDB278164F6C

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Listen to the speech as you watch this one.

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=B8B8658A-3E96-4037-89A4-63F695C206CB

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

One more.

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=A0EEBE7D-7100-4586-A87E-CC0BB5B83C77

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

This one is way more better!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This one is even more bestest.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This one made me laugh a little, cry a little, and crap my pants a lot.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Watch this one with some biscuits.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=947B0C07-A946-451F-BE95-0B5E2EE8D963

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=5341AE44-A951-40CA-9654-6DEFCAB84D62

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=02E60B26-ECE8-4511-B909-EF265CAF9B88

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=D0674C7B-C197-43E0-A563-17F01F55689A

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=8929DCEA-568E-4D4B-83FD-7DA891A934E1

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=B01A605E-DB71-4542-8691-F645EC7667FC

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Ripped from the Headlines

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Run for the Border

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

That fucked up a bunch of my chakras.

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What others say about boorite!

This is so stupid and pointless that I knew I had to get involved immediately.

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What others say about boorite!

This is awsome.

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=B8EDB615-D83D-4D99-8F77-F6AD214FBC47

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I has a flavor!

First attempt

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=33A0789B-4783-462C-B9A6-37120B1D9B12

plz don't scream bigot. I speak from experiance.

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=4300F5E0-BB5B-4E0F-B6FB-CB5DC0FDABA2

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I has a flavor!

Okay, last one, I promise...

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=8168E1F2-981D-4D71-8091-99E4CCF85774

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I has a flavor!

Okay, I'm a big fat liar...

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=0983771C-4E4B-B1E5-F72FBF46FBDB

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I has a flavor!

[quote]Okay, I'm a big fat liar...

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=0983771C-5D17-4E4B-B1E5-F72FBF46FBDB[/quote]

Sorry, posted the wrong URL one above.

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I has a flavor!

my first effort

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

and another

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com