Alan Rickman

James Nesbitt or Liam Neeson.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm pretty sure I'd be CGI.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I've gotten a little wiser over the last year or so.
Nobody plays me now.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Yo, yo, yo! Nobody would play me--I would play THEM cuz I'm a playa.

Just keeping it real, yo. Word.

I would hope someone like... Drew Barrymore... but I'd probably get, like, some nob who was an extra in Harry Potter or something.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Wait... can we get the girl from Harry Potter?

As for me, I don't think anyone could do me justice. I'd have to portray myself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

indypete

Well... lets see... it'd have to be a red-headed actor... so ummm... *sigh*... Carrottop...

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Poop.

boinky33

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I would play with myself.

OH! PLAY me.....

uh... Paula Poundstone.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Charlton Heston.

He looks nothing like me, but he needs the work.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'd be CGI, too. That way I could animate myself. My voice would be supplied by taking audio clips of George Peppard and speeding them up.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Y'know I think we answered this question back here.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Michael Clarke Duncan

The guy who plays Wesley on "Angel"

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I has a flavor!

With my horrible luck, it would be Kevin Costner.

I hate him.

(If I could choose, I'd try to get Toby Maguire or Jake Gyllenhaal. That way, people would know I'm geeky but also think I was halfway decent-looking... which I'm not.)

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This is not my empire.

The guy they got to replace Jim Carrey for Dumb and Dumberer.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I would be played by the giant prosthetic Tyrannosaurus head from the first Jurassic Park.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

"You guys can leave Attitude Chicka behind..but I'm not that kind of person. I am going to go back to save her, alone if I have to."

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I have been told that I look like Matt Damon crossed with Tom Cruise crossed with a pile of vomit.

So if Tom and Matt aren't available, a pile of vomic would work.

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Sex Piano.

jack black, only a little fatter and considerably less funny.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Less funny? I didn't think that was possible.

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This is not my empire.

...which is how i can tell you've never met me (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Willem Dafoe in a beanie cap.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~