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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

jes_l

And I apologize for my n00b-tainted rules and the unreadableness of it all.

Wait...no I don't. I got voted off so fuck it..all of you sinners who didn't v0t3 4 m3 can hammer a nail in your head and burn.

Just kidding, I love you all. >:)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Close close close close, but
jes wins by a smidgen.

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Sex Piano.

I jes want to vote for lawson!

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I has a flavor!

"Will you reply in the affirmative?"

"Jes."

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This is not my empire.

Jes do it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

dcomposition

Who the hell is Johnny Knoxville?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[quote]

Who the hell is Johnny Knoxville?[/quote]

IIRC he's the presenter of Jackass, which if you didn't know is that MTV stunt programme.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

nigella

Only a few hours left to vote.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Haven't I already lost?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

J.E.S. Lawson

j3s_l4wson 4dv4nc3s.

QUARTERFINAL ROUND 2: kramer_vs_kramer vs. CrunchyCheese

Both players must use the following rules:

RULE 1 (from Chi_The_Cynic): My eliminator must (actually both players must -- Dan) make a cornhole joke at his/her own expense

RULE 2 (from TheBlairZip): One character must speak only in metaphors, but the metaphors can make no logical sense whatsoever.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

At least I know of the show... but man, I'm feeling old and un-hip.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The dream is over
(thx4vote, check's in the mail)
I am crying now

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Batman created by Bob Kane

tough rules - at least for me.

but, here goes....

[Click to view comic: 'comic cup']

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

[Click to view comic: 'CCX-2: A mondo teeno givin' head']

Now I must wash.

The Crunch that goooooooooes....
Cheese

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This is not my empire.

Crunch that Cheese

It's crisp, brittle, and chewy, with the full taste of Camembaert, Edam and Cheddar

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Mmmm... Cheese. Ooh, and it's Crunchy too!

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I has a flavor!

Shut that bloody mazuki off! I think a little friable fermented curd will do the trick.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CheeseyCrunch, though it was very hard to come to this decision.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

kvk all the way.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Chuck E. Cheese--k v k's metaphors made too much sense!

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