who cares about rules? not smamurai!

yes, that's a vote for smam.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

smamuruai's rule breakage and clever punchline gets the nod over Steve Buscemi as Bird, which was awesome.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The Big Grey Machine, Kane.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

graykane

kaaaaaaaaaaaane!

graykane

Is it just me, or did this round suck major bollocks?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Smam-u-man, Smam-u-man, does whatever a Smam-U can

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

graykane

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[quote]graykane

Is it just me, or did this round suck major bollocks?[/quote]

I thought kane's was funny. Mine is a sight gag btw, I don't know if yous get y-fronts in the us of a but the envelope stick-boy is holding looks exactly like a pair of 'em.

Teh net has been banned at my work and I got no PC at home so I can only sneak in for 5 mins here and there. It's a fucking pisser and not conducive to my normal comedy genius. Maybe I should write down my ideas and web-em-ep to SC later. I think I edged kanes strip personally but I did break teh rules. Bearing in mind I could edit the strip to change the e's to a's at any point and it would still read fine (maybe funnier).

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Since I was technically in this Cup at one point in my life, before I resigned due to problems beyond my control, do I still get to vote?

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It's grime time.

All my online time these days has been spent applying for jobs to desperately get myself out of the current rut that I am in, that's my excuse for ignoring this contest and I'm sticking to it, this is the final match in this round, I'll make the final thread with the new matches and this whole thing should be nice and finished off in no time.

That's not a promise, I'll probably delete this post in a months time...

if I can be bothered.

Graykane wins through smamurai being disqualified and also being voted as the worst of the two opponents.

Now to our big champ final, all our previous champions are drawn and Chicka is out, which is delightfully helpful in the mathematics of the next round.

This will be a "weakest strip"-esque match, in that only one opponent will go out, however you are still voting for the BEST comic, the person with the least votes will no longer compete in the cup (I'm sure many of the surviving contestants feel like they're no longer competing either).

[u]Champions League Final[/u]
BigEvilDan vs andydougan vs Fuzzyman
[list][*]Each speech bubble should contain less words than the bubble before it.[*]At least one prop must be used and must be "speaking".[*]Someone is running for president.[/list]

GO GO GO!

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Dad was flammable