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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Makes as much sense to me as a big pissy God who randomly came down from a mountain to have sex with mortals in a different form, and make them bear his immortal, superpowerful children...
Oh, wait, the bible took THAT idea too![/quote]
WTF?!?!? lol

Which country does Wally live in? Let's go and carpet-bomb it!

ya know, Nate, the idea of us being gods isn't a new one. pick up a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra, by Friedrich Nietzsche, or Existentialism and Human Emotion, by Jean-Paul Sartre, and prepare to have your boundaries vastly expanded. i find the philosophies of those two gentlemen far more enlightened and reassuring than four gospels' worth of Jesus' teachings, which were great in their own right...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

no no no, I have heard that idea before- it was just funny cause i forgot about it.

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DexX, please get us a legit Mr. Broccoli Head Character.

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Lets just blame the whole mess on the Ebolians.

This is a fantastic thread on a tech forum that has many moving pictures. In a way they are more powerful than any of the tv footage out there.

http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?q=Y&a=tpc&s=50009562&f=34709834&m=4640913172&p=1

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[quote]This is a fantastic thread on a tech forum that has many moving pictures. In a way they are more powerful than any of the tv footage out there.

http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?q=Y&a=tpc&s=50009562&f=34709834&m=4640913172&p=1[/quote]

I saw those earlier today too... It was truly amazing.

Between the evil bunny, Mr Broccoli Head, and Wally, I feel like I have laughed more in the past few minutes than I have in years. Thanks guys. :)

PS. Oh, DragonXero, don't know where you got that story about God impregnating women, but it's not a real Bible story. The Bible mentions some angels going down to earth and impregnating some human women, who then gave birth to serpahim (sing. seraph) weird powerful half-angels. They bred out, but some seraph blood remained in the occasional giants mentioned in the Bible (such as Goliath, and a whole army of them that Joshua bumps into). Just for your information. :)

...oh, fuck... you're talking about Jesus, aren't you? Well, that's another argument...

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nuff' said.

bin laden's second panel was pure comedic gold, but in the end i still have to vote for the guy with the big motherfucking gun

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

hominna hominna hominna

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