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Thanks I just figured it out, but saw your post first. Guess I should have RTFURL.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Goat Sex

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The way things are these days, you can't even rape a goat without the whole town descending on you.

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What others say about boorite!

http://blog.ravenblack.net/quiz/videogame.pl

I am a Defender-ship.

I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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I am a Space-invader.

I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way.

Seems a little harsh to me. Apparently I'd be a thrust-ship if I wasn't a space-invader.

I am Mr Do whatever the freak that is.

I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I'm angered, I can be a devil - if you force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples.

If I were not Mr Do you would be Jetpac Man.

I love the outdoors; the sense of freedom, of adventure. I love the sensation of free-fall, and would parachute and bungee jump on a moment's notice. I know where I want to be, and I strive to get there, making great effort to collect what I need. I let nothing stand in my way.

I would guess Mr Do is closer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Likewise.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

No comment.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.

I strive to improve my living conditions by hoarding gold, food, and sometimes keys and potions. I love adventure, fighting, and particularly winning - especially when there's a prize at stake. I occasionally get lost inside buildings and can't find the exit. I need food badly.

(If you were not a Gauntlet Adventurer you would be a Pacman Ghost.)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm also a Mr. Do, but otherwise I'd be an asteroid. Regardless, I'm too tired to figure out how exactly to get the damned thing to show up here.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I am Kong.

Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me.

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*sniff* It's like they've known me all my life.

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I found the descriptions for Centipede and Death Chase Rider most amusing.

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Dad was flammable

SUPERMODEL WISDOM

http://members.fortunecity.com/eilert2/

Sample:

ON INNER STRENGTH
"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
Tyra Banks

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/gao/gaonepdgdec013002.pdf

We're suing the Vice President

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

At least you got cool characters. I am a Breakout Bat.

I am an abstract sort of creature, who dislikes any sort of restraint. If you try to pigeonhole me, I'll break the box, and come back for more. I don't have any particular ambitions, I just drift, but I am adept at keeping life going along.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

http://www.reason.com/sullum/020102.shtml

God bless the land of the free.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

This guy is gonna get rich.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am Mario.

I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren't for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can't stay out of trouble.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I was hoping to find something cool to post here about SC or Lowpass from http://web.archive.org, but they didn't have anything.

So instead, I found that goatse.sx has been parodied.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I don't mind saying, that is a much more inviting hole.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]I was hoping to find something cool to post here about SC or Lowpass from http://web.archive.org, but they didn't have anything.
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Not even this review and (most of) the resulting discussion? Ah, the memories.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

How about these kick ass forums.

I miss the old forum testing boards and I miss testbrad he rocked.

I am Pacman.

I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly.

Now I will eat LadyJ.

Too easy.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I like going to KFSC for Popcorn Wirthlings.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic