You could even scan your own.

Might get lip cancer, though.

DexX seems to have the art market on this site cornered so I just thought it would be quicker and easier if I asked him to do them.

I'll just forget about my dreams of Rocky Horror Picture Show strips.

Maybe you could add a couple of other free ISPs to the mix:

http://www.address.com/main.asp?addressref=allfreeisp&p=freeinternet

http://www.juno.com/home_index3.shtml

I'm not saying you should replace NetZero, but if they all have limits, maybe you'll get up to a total of 30 hours by using more of them.[/quote]Thanks, fuzzyman.

I've looked into getting others (and still may get Juno), but was somewhat hesitant since many of the free ISPs require a credit card (and therefore can charge you automatically if you exceed your hours) or put so much adware on your computer that it sometimes stays even after you've uninstalled it.

But beggers can't be choosers, so I'll probably try it if this so-simple-there's-no-way-in-hell-it's-going-to-work hack I'm trying on netzero doesn't pan out. (*67 in the disable call waiting box to block your call -- since netzero tracks usage by your phone number.)

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[quote]Boorite's done.

He requested the boxer shorts - don't blame me. :)[/quote]

Wow, that looks exactly like me. Thanks, DexX. I think.

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What others say about boorite!

I just saw Boorite. And my eyes are watering im laughing so hard.

Excellent Dexx. Pure F'n Genius.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Okay, you nagged me, now here he is...

This guy was a fucking trial... for some reason, the transparency was acting up, and took me ages to sort out.

Also, apologies if that took ages to load. My ISP seems to have shat itself tonight. Everything is running slowly.

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Heh, that's good.

Not to be politically correct, but is it right that our only back character besides Neal is a pimp?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hell yeah! If we had a white pimp, nobody would register him as a pimp.

And who says he's a pimp anyway? He could just be a Huggy Bear style man about town.

Now we need to think of a name for him.

Okay, I just spotted he is pimp.gif , before anyone pulls me up on that.

What about - "Dopus"?

How about "Orlando Jones Man of Action?"

All he's missing is a feather in his hat and a pimp cane, but other than that he's downright perfect. *laugh!*

He has a certain Sammy Davis Jr. quality. Very nice. But I fear racists popping up again. I would feel good about a white sleazebag to balance him. Maybe a scrawny pincushion of a tattooed carnival carousel operator.

I've got a good name for him. How about "Alabaster the Hoe-Macker"? It kinda rhymes...

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That's just crazy talk!

Providing Brad can sort out his bandwidth problems and stuff....

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[quote]Providing Brad can sort out his bandwidth problems and stuff....

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Hmm, nepotism.

Checking your .sig for typos is importing as well. :)

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A HillyBilly for the Pimp to do battle with would be cool.

I meant maybe someone a little more slack jawed.

A cletus type character.

Orlando Jones, that's class!

I really think it's about time we just got the characters and used them, we could go on forever with "now the hillbilly needs a wife"

"the wife needs a slack-jawed child"

"the child needs a conservative friend"

"now he needs a gay uncle"

"who needs a transexual partner"

"who needs a Kajun Firefly character"

"who should have a chef"

"who requires a restaurant background"

etc etc etc...

We don't want to wear out DexX's supple wrists!

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A chef sounds like a good idea.

How about an anthropomorphic cigarette and an african bee?

Oh wait, I have those.

I drew them and DexX colored them and made them LIVE!

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