[quote]OK, what's up with the lousy participation rate for this cup? Does it suck that bad? If so, let that be a lesson to you next time you consider voting for me in a future Comic Cup.

Anyway, Round #1 is finally over...

Winner of Round #1, Match #8: Spankling[/quote]
I freakin won? I got like 4 votes! chicka - i'm willing to wait for others votes if the floating head will allow.

Geeky electronic gizmo: Portable lazer-acurate voting stylus
Felony: Stealing an election
3rd-world country: Florida

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I refer you to this:

Any questions?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The number of choices available to us for last round's suggestions were too finite, I think. You need to give us stuff we can be creative with. Other than that, I don't think this Cup sucks at all.

I vote for Spankling. (Seriously.)

[u]Gizmo[/u]: the pocket projector (figuring out what such a device does is left as an exercise to the reader)
[u]Felony[/u]: Modifying dozens of US Forest Service advertisements to read "Only you can start forest fires" (as seen in Furious George and the Cross-Country Crime Spree!)
[u]3rd-world country[/u]: Ohio

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Geeky electronic gizmo: Palm Pirate
Felony: Murder in the 98th Degree
3rd-world country: Absolutistan

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.