mAAk: so i am here to find a replacement for brad
mAAk: jedi acadamy has claimed him and he may never return
chooby: we have spares.
mAAk: :/
•chooby points to the closet marked "spare brads"
•mAAk opens the door
mAAk: hey
chooby: Dan is in there just now, making out with them.
mAAk: there's just a box of doritoes in here
mAAk: mmm doritoes
chooby: NO!!
chooby: They haven't sprouted yet!
chooby: That's brad larvae.
mAAk: brad what now
mAAk: mm
•mAAk continues eating
chooby: oh the humanity
•chooby offers mAAk some dip.
•chooby cries.
mAAk: thanks!
mAAk: mmm
•mAAk is now known as mAAkfatty
mAAkfatty: as you can see, all those doritoes made me a fatty
chooby: They taste better with brad paste.
chooby: although...
mAAkfatty: you're not tricking me into eating toothpaste again
chooby: I'm afraid that the dip will cause them to hatch and sprout in your belly.
chooby: :O
chooby: You are now pregnant with brad infants.
•mAAkfatty punches his tummy
mAAkfatty: punch punch punch
chooby: NO!!
mAAkfatty: but i didnt eat the brad paste
•BigEvilDan has joined #stripcreator
kitty: non... mAAk, its paunch paunc paunch
chooby: brad paste?
mAAkfatty:
kitty: uh
chooby: what ever are you talking about, mAAk?
kitty: the second one should be paunch not paunc
mAAkfatty: you are too young to understand maybe chooby..
•chooby puts the tube back in his pocket.
mAAkfatty: but when a man and a woman love each other
chooby: oh hey Dan...
chooby: we are not interfering with the laws of nature at all here, no sir.
BigEvilDan: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOBY!!!
mAAkfatty: they take brad larva that look like doritoes
mAAkfatty: package them and store them away in a closet
mAAkfatty: and when the time is right
mAAkfatty: the put something called brad paste onto the larva
mAAkfatty: soon they have an unhealthy, full grown webmaster
.........
•chooby places a small tracking device into mAAk's butt crack.
mAAkfatty::/
mAAkfatty: :|
mAAkfatty: tickles
kitty: thanks jes...
chooby: Now I shall know where the brad larvae end up.
mAAkfatty: and thank YOU chooby
mAAkfatty: :)
mAAkfatty: so anyway i think we need to recall the current brad
kitty: aww... i need a chooby hug...
mAAkfatty: and elect a new brad in his stead
mAAkfatty: :/
•chooby tears off a coupon and hands it to kitty.
chooby: there ya go, you are now entitled to one chooby hug.
•mAAkfatty takes it
mAAkfatty: :)
•mAAkfatty redeems it
mAAkfatty: :D
kitty: when can i cash it in?
chooby: redeemable Mon-Fri, 9am-5pm
Jes_L: valid until Dec 31st 2056
•mAAkfatty gets a chooby hug
chooby: NO!
mAAkfatty: :) :) :)
chooby: It is not time.
mAAkfatty: k
•mAAkfatty puts it in his wallet
•mAAkfatty runs off
chooby: you can have an open mouthed kiss though.
mAAkfatty: k
mAAkfatty: ;p
mAAkfatty: more tongue
chooby: that's not an open mouth
mAAkfatty: :|
mAAkfatty: ;Q
•chooby pours brad paste into mAAk's open mouth.
mAAkfatty: :X
chooby: YES YES YES!!
mAAkfatty: n-n-no!!!
mAAkfatty: :Q
chooby: IMPREGNATED!!
.........
chooby: ah, the wonders of science.
•mAAkfatty punches his tummy
mAAkfatty: punch punch punch
mAAkfatty: hmm
mAAkfatty: i need a snacka
mAAkfatty: i'm eating for 600 now
mAAkfatty: so.
mAAkfatty: chooby
mAAkfatty: you're the closest thing to a doctor in respect to this whole brad larvae thing
mAAkfatty: where and how exactly do these things come out
chooby: that's a good question.
Jes_L: my theory is they burst through the perineum
chooby: that's gotta hurt.
Jes_L: of course
Jes_L: this is mAAk we're talking about
Jes_L: more pain = more gain
mAAkfatty: oh man
mAAkfatty: this can't be good
mAAkfatty: i can already feel them crawling around
.......
to be continued.
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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."
