holy fuck this is the thread all the other threads want to grow up to be.

That fucker never switched to mp3 format?

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote]holy fuck this is the thread all the other threads want to grow up to be.

That fucker never switched to mp3 format?[/quote]

He couldn't afford to. All his money went towards gold and ivory toilets.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Coingate

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey all you Christians! Never mind Matthew 6:5-6!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.