I think this is due a bump here.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

If I were you, I'd have that bump checked out by a doctor.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Phew! We're on a new page now, and can get back to the matter at hand- i.e. how utterly pish Andy is.

Is it possible that, since we started this thread , Andy has become "Less Pish"?

I mean , he hasnt written any truly fucking terrible strips in almost a month now..... which i think is because he hasnt written any strips in the last month.

But he still works for the evening times, so hes still pish.

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w00t

If anything I think he became MORE pish.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I'm still confused as to why he chose Andy Dougan to model himself on, and not one of the more glamorous film reviewers from Empire magazine or something.

Mainly because he's the critic I usually consult prior to filmgoing. I didn't really know any others.
Incidentally, my maw's half-brother's wife used to go out with him - but I only found this out after assuming this identity. Funny old world, eh?

I'm actually Andy Dougan's nephew.

I set fire to his brother.

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Dad was flammable

Id just read his review of Gladiator, and noted that whilst on here hes a laugh a minute, doesnt give a shit , all films are wank , sorta guy, in the Evening Times, hes got a spine made of custard and appears unable to tell the world about "The Biscuit Game".

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w00t

You do realise that they are two completely different people, don't you?

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Dad was flammable

Shhh!

Ha-ha! The gig's up, pal!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[quote]You do realise that they are two completely different people, don't you?
[/quote]

No. I honestly genuinely didnt know until you told me Kajun.

Thank you for your brutal honesty.

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w00t

I gotta say, it's news to me, too.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I have no idea if you guys are being sarcastic or not.

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Dad was flammable

[quote]I have no idea if you guys are being sarcastic or not.
[/quote]

Im as genuine a guy as you could hope to find on the Internet.

Which explains why im single.

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w00t

[quote]

Im as genuine a guy as you could hope to find on the Internet.

Which explains why im single.[/quote]

That and the fact that you sodomize small animals.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[quote][quote]

Im as genuine a guy as you could hope to find on the Internet.

Which explains why im single.[/quote]

That and the fact that you sodomize small animals.[/quote]

How dare you call me small. I'm an average sized animal thank you very much!

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Menthol?

[quote][quote]

Im as genuine a guy as you could hope to find on the Internet.

Which explains why im single.[/quote]

That and the fact that you sodomize small animals.[/quote]

Im sure you have me confused with some other gentleman on these forums with a bald head and the initials "GB"

(And besides , that case was thrown out of court for lack of evidence ..... the cat didnt want to testify)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]
Im sure you have me confused with some other gentleman on these forums with a bald head and the initials "GB"

(And besides , that case was thrown out of court for lack of evidence ..... the cat didnt want to testify)[/quote]

Technicalities.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[quote][quote]
Im sure you have me confused with some other gentleman on these forums with a bald head and the initials "GB"

(And besides , that case was thrown out of court for lack of evidence ..... the cat didnt want to testify)[/quote]

Technicalities. [/quote]

Make a lot of money for a lot of lawyers, and keep genuinely innocent people like me out of Jail .....

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]
Make a lot of money for a lot of lawyers, and keep genuinely innocent people like me out of Jail .....[/quote]

Are you still there? Just checking to see if God struck you down for that one. :)

Someone check his pulse.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

"Andy Dougan" if that is his real name does write a very bad cinema critics column but his strips are a mighty good comic strip though. The question is how can one man have two such different sides to him? I would strongly defend the comics to those who would seek to attack them.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Er, "Tarantula_boy" isn't me, just in case anyone thinks that.

If I was you mister dougan I would be sure to be a little less transparent in my own defence. I expect more from a man of your intellect. ps I know where you live.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?