Good Xbox promo - chicks with guns

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bad news, everyone: Gabe was blown up in a tragic steam tractor accident. What's the bad news, you ask? I get his Iron Man watch and pulse monitor.

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What others say about boorite!

I love this headline: "Investigators Probe Fair Wreckage." That's sample output from the random news generator if I ever saw it.

Or this one: "County Fair Opens After Fatal Blast." They make it sound so fun.

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What others say about boorite!

"What did he say before he left?"

"He said you can't put too much water in the steam engine."

"Meaning what? That there's no limit to the amount of water it can take, or that if we go over a certain point something bad will happen?"

"Uh..."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.