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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Crikey! Tough one. I really can't decide between them based on the strips alone, so I went back to see which one flows with the course of the serial better. On that basis, it's Big Evil Dan by a narrow margin...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

ladyj -- though both were quite good.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It's v.close, but I'll give it to ladyj. Plus I'll vote for her, too.

Hmm, LadyJ's use of the Nadsat helped the story flow, "temporary homosexuality" is sheer genius, and casting Perm as some homeless park dweller just confirmed this one as the winner in my books.

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Dad was flammable

Plus it was her 100th comic.

davey wavey pudding and dan

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Plus, it was comic 59059. I thought that was pretty cool.

I wrote check number 1234 a few days ago, and the total came out to $12.34. That was even cooler.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Big Evil Danderoo

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Big Evil Dannyboy

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Hes big , Hes Round , He bounces off the ground , Evil Dan , Evil Dan

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It was a tough choice. Both are about equally as good, but I think I prefers Big Evil Dan's for the magic 8-ball gag.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

LadyJ Deserves credit for carrying on Nadsat thing.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

6-4 to Dan, and we're waiting for crabby, who's busy buggering about with babies, israphael, who's been AWOL for a while, and DH-01 and xpac, who are dead.

Things look grim for ladyjdotcx.

I vote for me.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

BIG EVIL DAN!

Well done, folks. Very good strips.

Technically, this could still be a draw, which would mean a victory for ladyj, as she had more votes than Dan in the previous round. But it would require the three who haven't voted yet all to vote for her, and they probably aren't even going to turn up. So...

Winner of Round 2, Match 2: Dan Dan baby, your street in a Range Rover

[u]Round 2, Match 3[/u]

Roll up! Roll up! GASP at the Amazing Coughing Man! SWOON as he takes on the ferocious Zipping Bear! VOMIT at the ensuing carnage! SHRIEK as you struggle to decide for whom to vote!!!

Somehow, I think DexX did this a lot better than me. Anyway, follow up "Reply Hazy".

The rules, which for once fit together nicely:[list]
[*]skagg: there must be 4 text boxes of exactly the same height.
[*]xpac: The extremely magnificent bastard who beat me (and the person who must face that champion of champions) must use the same number of words in each dialogue box and thought box and narrative box that has any words in it. (which means that they can choose not to use any words in those boxes, but if they use any, they must have the same number of words).
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Will Bongo end up incarcerated with the other princes of thieves, or will he get a token sentence of thirteen days, after which he'll be free to dance with wolves? (well, you try coming up with these links) The jury will decide!