•kitty gives chooby a big canadian bear hug
kitty: i dont care what you say, i wanted to give you a hug
chooby: gak!
chooby: you coulda warned me
chooby: I was carrying these rare mAAk eggs.
kitty: but, no
kitty: i had to catch you offguard
chooby: now mAAk shall be the last of his kind
kitty: phew!
kitty: i mean
kitty: oh no!

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

you know what my friend jake just asked me?
he's like "what's your mom's name?" i was like "why do you need to know it?" and he was like "so i can know who i jerk off to every night" i punched him good for that one
yeah, he should think of you
OMG...I just chanelled Dcom

In two weeks I am taking a photo of my wang
Maybe before then.
you schedule these things two weeks in advance?
Doesn't everybody?
No, I'm pretty spontaneous about photographing your penis.

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Poop.

Referring to the poor hack I did (for a joke) of DexX's forum user's character to make it look a bit like me:

[22:08] jes, you do not look like a shaved weasle
[22:08] irl

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[11:09:44] wrestling is on tonight and I can't watch it
[11:10:43] we can have our own wrestling match
[11:10:45] in here!
[11:11:05] * mikeweene has joined #stripcreator
[11:11:10] Anal wrestling!
[11:11:31] * mikeweene has left #stripcreator

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I entered #stripcreator today. I was greeted by a stony silence. I left thereafter.

You pussy, Foot.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The silence is us recharging our batteries.

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Poop.

The loud buzzing noise is Tobor recharging his.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was trying for more of a marshmallowy silence.

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What others say about boorite!

you can like movies that suck
No one can like Gigli!
I like wrath of khan
Except J Lo's mom and Al Pacino because he's crazy now.
according to bunner and obijo, jaws sucked
I love that movie
I dont like Jaws.
I think its very overrated.
I thought you were half Jewish
oh
I.... am.........
I thought you said Jews
um.........
hmmn....
I was going to post that inflatabl doesnt like Jews
whew
tg I looked closer
It would be very strange if I didnt like Jews.
yes since they control the entertainment industry
Because that would mean I was self-loathing.
and therefore can plant pro-Jew mind control subliminals everywhere
that's how they enslaved the Egyptians you know
uh huh.
except for the mind control part
and the enslavement part
Werent the Jews enslaved by Egyptians, not vice-versa>
?
you and your nitpicky details
stop trying to catch me on obscure facts and engage my ARGUMENT
I'm trying to say the mindset behind thinking the jews enslaved egypt shows them to be a danger
see?
* boorite joggles flate
see??
you will see what I mean if you just hit yourself in the head repeatedly with a heavy object
.........
okay....
Well, I gotta run.

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What others say about boorite!

Careful, boo, or I might put a curse on you with that Jewish mysticism stuff we all practice. Or maybe since I control the entertainment media I'll just keep all the TV shows you hate on forever.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[quote]Careful, boo, or I might put a curse on you with that Jewish mysticism stuff we all practice. Or maybe since I control the entertainment media I'll just keep all the TV shows you hate on forever.
[/quote]

OMG you did it make it stop

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What others say about boorite!

hahaha... i am such a nerd
i'm listening to Vanilla Ice
hahah
" go ninja go ninja go!"
you're at work, aren't you?
yes
* kitty cackles evilly
"If there was a problem, YO I'd solve it"
hahaha
literally
"Check out a book, while boorite catalogs it"
haha
you're having more fun with this than i am
and I'M the one who's supposed to be making you draw attention to yourself
even though there's probably only you tehre again
Right, I've nearly got this bearing calculator working
I think I deserve a cup of tea
definitely
no, my boss is here today, he's putting some electronic stuff together
because, you know, tea is the celebratory drink of champions
muah hahaha...
so today is the day to make you snort and chortle like ... uhh... D
AMMIT! i can't think under these conditions
ok, back in 5
*** Jes_L changed nick to Jes_TEA
Jes_The Enormous Assgoblin?
hmm... didn't think you'd want to put that as your name...
*** Jes_TEA changed nick to Jes_L
heh heh
ha ha!
did i make you laugh? literally?
like, IRL?
yes
SWEET!
I had to swallow tea quickly
bazing!
so as not to spray the monitor
i mean, dude, i'm sorry
i DEFINITELY didn't say it to make you laugh
i said it... because i heard from a wee little bird that it was true
i believe it was a swallow carrying a coconut...
unladen swallow, of course
Jes_L> :-~

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[quote] i believe it was a swallow carrying a coconut...
unladen swallow, of course[/quote]
An unladen swallow carrying a coconut?

buh?

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Dad was flammable